Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 4:47:29 pm PST #2776 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game.

I can never think of a clever porn name. One of my college roommates replied, "Buster Hymen" when we tried thinking of porn names one drunken night. This caused a mental block for me that I can never quite get past.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 4:47:32 pm PST #2777 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Can you get the $20 from the Bad Bridesmaids? Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....


amych - Feb 28, 2005 4:48:57 pm PST #2778 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....

Of course, the cake barbie comes with a Special Enclosure -- for which I'm guessing you could use a TP roll.


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:49:03 pm PST #2779 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWahahahahhahahaha! I adore the porn name bridal shower story. Must COMM.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 4:49:46 pm PST #2780 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or, honestly, just stick the damn doll in the damn cake, add pink frosting, and bob's your uncle!

Heh. I'm all pissed off on Erin's behalf now.


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 4:52:12 pm PST #2781 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I had a Barbie doll cake once. I was SIX YEARS OLD.

A bridesmaid's job is to throw a fun shower/bachlorette party and to make sure the bride's dress doesn't get stuck in her panty hose. I think asking any more than that is just stupid.


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:52:47 pm PST #2782 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I did have an incident at my bridal shower that was similar. My grandmother and her sister, my great aunt, were perched on the edge of the couch in the midst of a sea of women as my evil bridesmaids proceeded to give me a quiz about my life...one of the questions being about a...um...recent purchase I had made at a local store. I believe the question involved the words "pink" and "vibrate".

Anyway, my grandmother said, "Where on earth is THAT store?"

And my great aunt piped in, "And can we have directions?"

Nearly died.


sarameg - Feb 28, 2005 4:55:25 pm PST #2783 of 10002

Summerland: not really enamoured of the whole marriage storyline. Simon doesn't add anything. Don't want her back with Jimmy, either, but, meh.


Strix - Feb 28, 2005 4:56:55 pm PST #2784 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Can you get bundt cake mix? Or are bundt cakes one of those from stratch pastries? I don't even care if the damn thing's palatable; just THERE.

If I ever get married, I want everything to be STORE-BOUGHT and logical.

And frankly, I'll never worry more about how my cake looks than my friends jobs.

Ok. Done ranting. I didn't realize I was THIS pissed about the whole thing!


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:58:30 pm PST #2785 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Erin, it sucks. I'm really sorry.