I threw a formal shower where one of the games was stolen right from B.org...the "What's your porn name?" game.
I can never think of a clever porn name. One of my college roommates replied, "Buster Hymen" when we tried thinking of porn names one drunken night. This caused a mental block for me that I can never quite get past.
Can you get the $20 from the Bad Bridesmaids? Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....
Otherwise, just use a dollar store doll, and that link for a model.....
Of course, the cake barbie comes with a Special Enclosure -- for which I'm guessing you could use a TP roll.
BWahahahahhahahaha! I adore the porn name bridal shower story. Must COMM.
Or, honestly, just stick the damn doll in the damn cake, add pink frosting, and bob's your uncle!
Heh. I'm all pissed off on Erin's behalf now.
I had a Barbie doll cake once. I was SIX YEARS OLD.
A bridesmaid's job is to throw a fun shower/bachlorette party and to make sure the bride's dress doesn't get stuck in her panty hose. I think asking any more than that is just stupid.
I did have an incident at my bridal shower that was similar. My grandmother and her sister, my great aunt, were perched on the edge of the couch in the midst of a sea of women as my evil bridesmaids proceeded to give me a quiz about my life...one of the questions being about a...um...recent purchase I had made at a local store. I believe the question involved the words "pink" and "vibrate".
Anyway, my grandmother said, "Where on earth is THAT store?"
And my great aunt piped in, "And can we have directions?"
Nearly died.
Summerland:
not really enamoured of the whole marriage storyline. Simon doesn't add anything. Don't want her back with Jimmy, either, but, meh.
Can you get bundt cake mix? Or are bundt cakes one of those from stratch pastries? I don't even care if the damn thing's palatable; just THERE.
If I ever get married, I want everything to be STORE-BOUGHT and logical.
And frankly, I'll never worry more about how my cake looks than my friends jobs.
Ok. Done ranting. I didn't realize I was THIS pissed about the whole thing!
Erin, it sucks. I'm really sorry.