Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 3:45:37 pm PST #2750 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That kind of thing just makes me laugh when I think about the amount of lead (from old lead paint) in all the dirt in all the yards in my neighborhood growing up.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2005 3:52:41 pm PST #2751 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That kind of thing just makes me laugh when I think about the amount of lead (from old lead paint) in all the dirt in all the yards in my neighborhood growing up.

Never wore a seatbelt when I was a kid.

Ate raw brownie batter and raw cookie dough.

My mom had a little kid seat on her bike before she got a license and drove all over Chelsea on the bike, with by bottle attached to a string in case I dropped it so I could reel it back up. No helmet.

Still here.

I hate "save us from ourselves" laws.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2005 3:56:17 pm PST #2752 of 10002
What is even happening?

Do I want ice cream on my apple pie, or just the pie?

Do I want tea, too? Do I want tea, either way? I have no decaf, and can't drink the herbal stuff with food, because ewwww.

If I have warm pie, ice cream, and hot tea, will my teeth start to think I've sent them to hell?

Why are there four more minutes 'til whispering Jack?


brenda m - Feb 28, 2005 4:07:31 pm PST #2753 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Huh. So is it the color that makes them dragees and not nonpareils?

Nope. The dragees are about ten times the size of the nonpareils. Which still makes them pretty teeny.

Jimmies, IME, come in two varieties: chocolate and rainbow.

The bakery around the corner from me has one of those scary doll body cakes in the window. They usually have about 7 or 8 cakes on display. At any given time, about half will be stunningly gorgeous and the other half freakishly ugly.


amych - Feb 28, 2005 4:14:13 pm PST #2754 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cindy, you want pie and ice cream, but not tea. The tea comes after.


Strix - Feb 28, 2005 4:14:37 pm PST #2755 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have to help bake a Barbie doll cake for a friend's bridal shower this Saturday. It'll probobaly look more like a crack ho than Barbie because NONE OF HER BRIDESMAIDS DECORATES CAKES FOR A LIVING, bt she's kind of being a snotty bitch about it, which is irritating.

But I digress, and I'm sure I will have hilarious pictures of it. *sigh* And I have to run over from the PRAXIS test early Satirday morning and then help put together a stupid shower, and I'm not even a frickin' bridesmaid. Two of her bridesmaid's SUCK. And the one poor bridesmaid who just starts her job this week and doesn't have any money gets to do all the work.

But I"m not bitter.

Sorry. Tangentville.


sarameg - Feb 28, 2005 4:16:03 pm PST #2756 of 10002

Summerland: oh yeah, a wedding dress cut to the navel where a stiff breeze would leaving you hanging in the breeze....

One of the things I found amusing in Spain was when I climbed to peak at Monserrat (highest point in Spain! Wooohoo! But I didn't go all the way up) was the utter and complete lack of anything preventative-safety wise. Oh, there was that Peligro! sign. Lying on its side where it had fallen 15 feet down a cliff on the crumbling trail. Pretty much summed up warnings everywhere I went. You do something stupid and get maimed or die? Sucks to be you.


amych - Feb 28, 2005 4:16:09 pm PST #2757 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, she needs a Bridal Crack Ho cake.

The bad bridesmaids get no cake. Just crack hos.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 4:16:59 pm PST #2758 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait, what? The bride is being a snotty bitch about having a Barbie cake?? That's not right. I'm going to a shower this Saturday and I don't have to do a damn thing, and I AM a bridesmaid!


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:20:37 pm PST #2759 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate "save us from ourselves" laws.

I hate the fact that people want to attach nets or a fence to the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent suicides.