Cindy, you want pie and ice cream, but not tea. The tea comes after.

I have to help bake a Barbie doll cake for a friend's bridal shower this Saturday. It'll probobaly look more like a crack ho than Barbie because NONE OF HER BRIDESMAIDS DECORATES CAKES FOR A LIVING, bt she's kind of being a snotty bitch about it, which is irritating.

But I digress, and I'm sure I will have hilarious pictures of it. *sigh* And I have to run over from the PRAXIS test early Satirday morning and then help put together a stupid shower, and I'm not even a frickin' bridesmaid. Two of her bridesmaid's SUCK. And the one poor bridesmaid who just starts her job this week and doesn't have any money gets to do all the work.

But I"m not bitter.

Sorry. Tangentville.

Summerland: oh yeah, a wedding dress cut to the navel where a stiff breeze would leaving you hanging in the breeze....

One of the things I found amusing in Spain was when I climbed to peak at Monserrat (highest point in Spain! Wooohoo! But I didn't go all the way up) was the utter and complete lack of anything preventative-safety wise. Oh, there was that Peligro! sign. Lying on its side where it had fallen 15 feet down a cliff on the crumbling trail. Pretty much summed up warnings everywhere I went. You do something stupid and get maimed or die? Sucks to be you.

Dude, she needs a Bridal Crack Ho cake.

The bad bridesmaids get no cake. Just crack hos.

Wait, what? The bride is being a snotty bitch about having a Barbie cake?? That's not right. I'm going to a shower this Saturday and I don't have to do a damn thing, and I AM a bridesmaid!

I hate "save us from ourselves" laws.

I hate the fact that people want to attach nets or a fence to the Golden Gate Bridge to prevent suicides.

Yeah. K., my poor Good Bridemaid friend, starts a new job this week, and she sensibly suggested that she provide a sheet cake, since she has no idea how to bake one of these things, can't afford to have one made and also starts BOTH new jobs tomorrow and will be late to the shower SHE'S hosting (because she has to do training Saturday, and they'll let her get off training early, but she'll still be rushing HARD to get there 1/2 hour after it starts.)

So the Bride goes all whiny and "I really want a BArbie cake, whine, whine."

She already had a destination shower in Chicago her close friends were forced to shell out money they didn't have. (Not me, though -- I didn't have a turnip to even squeeze blood outta).

So, yeah. Barbie Cake.

And please, bridal shower gifts should be TRAVEL THEMED.

At a friend's shower, they made her bake her own cake with no recipe from a bunch of stuff out on the table.

She forgot the eggs.

Which is even more hilarious when you realize that one of the things on the table was a box cake mix. She didn't see it at all.

(I normally cringe at shower games/tasks, but it was her sort of thing, so she enjoyed it.)

Dear LORD, Erin! Sorry.

Showers are evil. I'm sure of this.