Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:14:39 am PST #2532 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Also? Read my lips: no more Beyonce.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:14:48 am PST #2533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The first best & worst of Oscar fashion I've read so far. I need more. Feed me.

My biggest disagreement with the piece is Vanessa Paradis. I think she looked, as usual, like crap.


msbelle - Feb 28, 2005 8:15:10 am PST #2534 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

"No, lie down a little longer, then maybe a stretch class and some krav. Then we'll have cupcakes."

what? this is not normal body communication. that is my body 90% of the time.

Someone make me finish up my self eval. I'm not sure what to put.

are you seriously asking that question here? Put, #1 at being cutiepie saracakes, expert at having cheeks pinched, certified platinum cat wrangler and herder, exceeded goal with grouchypants image with co-workers, surpassed all expectations at food refusal, assumed role as deputy in charge of mouse removal from offsite location (home), exceptional use of squishy toy....

you need more?


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:18:22 am PST #2535 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

ita's body has been talking to me again. Except for the krav part. My body says "lie down a little longer, then lie down some more. Maybe some internet. THEN cupcakes."


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 8:19:01 am PST #2536 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm renewing my annual request for Kelsey Grammer to host. *sigh* I'm never going to get my wish.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:20:56 am PST #2537 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"lie down a little longer, then lie down some more. Maybe some internet. THEN cupcakes."

No, mine definitely thinks that work is the only thing stopping me from exercising twice a day. I give it cupcakes (well, not today -- today is lemon bars and Krispy Kreme) all the time.

I'm renewing my annual request for Kelsey Grammer to host. *sigh* I'm never going to get my wish.

You just made me want David Hyde Pierce to host. I hope you're happy now.


sarameg - Feb 28, 2005 8:21:40 am PST #2538 of 10002

Hahahah. No pinching.

Yeah, I wish. It's a FORM. And I'm not sure how much I'm supposed to fill out. I'm sitting here thinking, yep. I did that and that and that. Didn't mess up. What more do you want? You want me to grade my time management skills? Oh no, no you don't.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:25:11 am PST #2539 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I want ita to host. She can krav Beyonce.

Note to Barbra Streisand: You're more than old enough to BRING YOUR FRICKING GLASSES. And if you won't, don't bitch at Dustin for stealing the envelope.


Kat - Feb 28, 2005 8:25:31 am PST #2540 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh, Joan Collins. Poor poor you. The big 80s hair, the banana clip in the back, the bad frosting?


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 8:29:27 am PST #2541 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it just me, or is this the single worst photograph of Michael Jackson ever published? [link]

Or if you go to msnbc's front page, you can currently see a closeup of his face, which makes it scarier....