Can someone please explain Star Jones to me? I don't get it.
She controls people through tiny two-way receivers in their shoes.
Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nutty - Feb 28, 2005 8:06:05 am PST #2526 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 8:06:26 am PST #2527 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Big Virgin Atlantic site devoted to the endeavor: [link] The site allows you to track his progress in real time.
sarameg - Feb 28, 2005 8:06:38 am PST #2528 of 10002
Big fat flakes now and windy. People are leaving. hmm.
Someone make me finish up my self eval. I'm not sure what to put.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 8:07:34 am PST #2529 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone make me finish up my self eval. I'm not sure what to put.
"Ignores snowfalls of doom."
Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 8:09:13 am PST #2530 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Big fat flakes now and windy. People are leaving. hmm.
Someone in my office said it's started snowing in NJ, but we haven't seen flake one yet here in the city. Want snow now!
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 8:11:27 am PST #2531 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Do folks think Chris Rock was better than Letterman? I do.
Yeah, it wasn't a disaster by any means. But it wasn't as fun as Billy Crystal's better hostings were. I laughed more at Steve Martin's. It was smoother and less weird than Whoopi's jobs, but I don't like an airtight Oscar night anyway.
I think the advantage of having Crystal as host (aside from the big production openings which are usually pretty funny and set a tone) is that Crystal really loves movies and really loves show business. So he's like a good Allyson-onian snarker onstage. He snarks from love.
I liked the Oscars when they were baggy and loose. They should serve booze in the seats. They shouldn't cut people off - that's the worst. Rushing through everything and ticking things off. The Oscars are supposed to go long. That's what lets things happen.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:14:39 am PST #2532 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Also? Read my lips: no more Beyonce.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:14:48 am PST #2533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The first best & worst of Oscar fashion I've read so far. I need more. Feed me.
My biggest disagreement with the piece is Vanessa Paradis. I think she looked, as usual, like crap.
msbelle - Feb 28, 2005 8:15:10 am PST #2534 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
"No, lie down a little longer, then maybe a stretch class and some krav. Then we'll have cupcakes."
what? this is not normal body communication. that is my body 90% of the time.
Someone make me finish up my self eval. I'm not sure what to put.
are you seriously asking that question here? Put, #1 at being cutiepie saracakes, expert at having cheeks pinched, certified platinum cat wrangler and herder, exceeded goal with grouchypants image with co-workers, surpassed all expectations at food refusal, assumed role as deputy in charge of mouse removal from offsite location (home), exceptional use of squishy toy....
you need more?
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:18:22 am PST #2535 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
ita's body has been talking to me again. Except for the krav part. My body says "lie down a little longer, then lie down some more. Maybe some internet. THEN cupcakes."