Oh, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, it's a dress, not a parachute.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 6:13:33 pm PST #2282 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 27, 2005 6:13:35 pm PST #2283 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Bwah! I was yelling "Thank Chad first!" at my TV. Is she the youngest actress to win a second Best Actress award?
Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 6:13:39 pm PST #2284 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Damn, I should really go to bed, or at least watch the rest of this in bed, but you guys are the only thing making this entertaining. Snarking with the cat isn't nearly as much fun.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 6:13:56 pm PST #2285 of 10002
Kate has deserved an oscar ever since Heavenly Creatures. Snif.
Oh, she'll get her retroactive one some day, fear not.
le nubian - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:11 pm PST #2286 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
How many things are wrong with Gwyneth's dress?
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:43 pm PST #2287 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
didn't Hilary beat Annette last time, too?
Ayup.
clearly you're snubbing me anyway
It's so obvious who's avoiding who, here.
it's not like it's a tragically underrecognized genre. Is it?
Thank god, no. My tear ducts couldn't stand it. But maybe we've been overlooking Joanie Laurer's work.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:50 pm PST #2288 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
1. Color. 2. Bodice. 3. Skirt hem.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:04 pm PST #2289 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
color, cut, bodice, hem, fit through torso, thing around waist.
And that's just off the top of my head.
Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:33 pm PST #2290 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Her hair is purty, though.
Lysana - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:34 pm PST #2291 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
What is with the fleshtone gowns amongst the pale set, anyway? If Gwyneth's dress was three shades lighter, she'd look like she had a skin disorder.