How many things are wrong with Gwyneth's dress?
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:11 pm PST #2286 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:43 pm PST #2287 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
didn't Hilary beat Annette last time, too?
Ayup.
clearly you're snubbing me anyway
It's so obvious who's avoiding who, here.
it's not like it's a tragically underrecognized genre. Is it?
Thank god, no. My tear ducts couldn't stand it. But maybe we've been overlooking Joanie Laurer's work.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 6:14:50 pm PST #2288 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
1. Color. 2. Bodice. 3. Skirt hem.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:04 pm PST #2289 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
color, cut, bodice, hem, fit through torso, thing around waist.
And that's just off the top of my head.
Lilty Cash - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:33 pm PST #2290 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Her hair is purty, though.
Lysana - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:34 pm PST #2291 of 10002
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
What is with the fleshtone gowns amongst the pale set, anyway? If Gwyneth's dress was three shades lighter, she'd look like she had a skin disorder.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:51 pm PST #2292 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did they play music over the start of the recipient's speech because a) they were hoping they'd sing or b) just getting proactive?
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 6:15:54 pm PST #2293 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
oh and bunchy around hips in an unflattering way.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 6:16:22 pm PST #2294 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Also? On Gwyneth Paltrow.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 6:16:50 pm PST #2295 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What is with the fleshtone gowns amongst the pale set, anyway?
There only seem to be a handful this year. Last year it was putty, putty, and more pablum.
Uh, Sam? Sweatshirt?