Gah. I need help. I've nothing to wear for the LOST party. Nothing. I want something simple and sexy that accounts for the fact that I have a body like a turnip.
As soon as my taxes come in, I have to do the dreaded shopping. And I'm stumped.
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Feb 22, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #136 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
sarameg - Feb 22, 2005 2:11:05 pm PST #137 of 10002
At least my brain wasn't making it up. And the jump makes sense, in a patterny way. But why I'm stuck with that pattern, I know not.
Atropa - Feb 22, 2005 2:12:38 pm PST #138 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Gah. I need help. I've nothing to wear for the LOST party. Nothing. I want something simple and sexy that accounts for the fact that I have a body like a turnip.
As soon as my taxes come in, I have to do the dreaded shopping. And I'm stumped.
General preferences on color, fabric, skirt length? Once I know those, I bet I could find you something.
Allyson - Feb 22, 2005 2:15:26 pm PST #139 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm good with all Winter family colors, Jilli. And either floorlength or above the knee, because anything in between that just gives my the Calin Effect of having a great big bowling ball head, and then a torso with feet attached. I'm a big fan of flowy fabrics, none of that canvassy stuff that Lane Bryant refuses to get rid of. Ick.
And thank you. Bless you.
Kat - Feb 22, 2005 2:15:34 pm PST #140 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It could be normal but it isn't quite
Could make you want to stay awake at night
Jars - Feb 22, 2005 2:16:25 pm PST #141 of 10002
Okay, I finally figured it out after reading the whitefont. I can't decide if I'm more annoyed with myself or the test. Myself, I think. I'll be in the corner sulking.
sarameg - Feb 22, 2005 2:16:41 pm PST #142 of 10002
I'd trust Jilli. And I totally get your shopping dread. Right now, the only time I like shopping is for shoes and only when I have something in mind. Which isn't good since I haven't bought clothes really in a couple years and I desperately need to replace large portions of my wardrobe. But I won't. I just can't deal with it right now.
Gus - Feb 22, 2005 2:18:31 pm PST #143 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
OMG. Clothes and hair.
I'm out.
kat perez - Feb 22, 2005 2:18:56 pm PST #144 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar
You will be sick of the furniture, eventually. Getting sick from the takeout is cheaper.
Gus, you tempter! However, I've now spent a full month sitting on those nasty folding chairs to watch tv while trying to eat dinner off of a coffe table. Furniture is the hands down winner.
I'm off. For reals this time.
Atropa - Feb 22, 2005 2:21:25 pm PST #145 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Black slinky dress w/ long skirt: [link]