sperm, the gift that keeps on giving
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Feb 25, 2005 4:44:55 am PST #1140 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Katie M - Feb 25, 2005 4:55:34 am PST #1141 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Welcome home, Suela! Um, you don't have to go to work today or anything insane like that, do you?
Theodosia - Feb 25, 2005 5:05:04 am PST #1142 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
You know, if a gentleman engages in unsafe sex, I'm willing to support the necessary obligation to help support any child resulting from it. But when it's a safe and obviously recreational activity like oral-sex-with-condom, it wasn't a gift intended to keep on giving, so to speak.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 25, 2005 5:08:07 am PST #1143 of 10002
What is even happening?
What if the parties practice safe sex? Even the most reliable forms of contraception have failure rates?
sarameg - Feb 25, 2005 5:08:25 am PST #1144 of 10002
You know, when everything is covered in snow still white and pristine and the sun is sparkling brightly through snow blowing from a cloud off on the horizon, it really shouldn't smell like rotting meat outside.
No idea the source of the stink, maybe just a mini-inversion thing happening, but gack. It sometimes happens after it rains heavily, though that stink tends towards wet dog more than rotting meat. Gack.
Jesse - Feb 25, 2005 5:08:26 am PST #1145 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift.... There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
OMG. Har.
Welcome back, Suela!
Theodosia - Feb 25, 2005 5:15:25 am PST #1146 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Er -- correct, Cindy. Condom failures (and really, you shouldn't rely on them completely anyway) are a risk both parties take. But 'oral-sex-with-condom' was a gift with conditions, as it wasn't intended to be used for conceptatory purpose.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2005 5:24:52 am PST #1147 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Don't know if this is real: [link]
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Narrator - Feb 25, 2005 5:25:56 am PST #1148 of 10002
The evil is this way?
"when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift.... There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
Hee. I luvs funny judges.
Nutty - Feb 25, 2005 5:27:04 am PST #1149 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I am thinking that I saw this plot of that Michael J. Fox sitcom. Except it was somebody from Melrose Place and she had an old condom in the freezer and half the joke was finding verbal gymnastics to get across the topic without saying naughty words at 8pm.
I also think this whole case is just one giant step away from the "pass out at a party, wake up in an icy bathtub missing a kidney" thing.