And "shit I didn't say"!
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Toddson - Jul 09, 2007 10:55:46 am PDT #9027 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 10:57:29 am PDT #9028 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Ooh! I like the sidebars.
DJ, send me stories. You don't have to wait to compile them or anything, just write 'em down and email 'em to me.
lisah - Jul 09, 2007 11:06:19 am PDT #9029 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Katerina Bee - Jul 09, 2007 12:38:37 pm PDT #9030 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Ooh, I'm liking the "shit I didn't say" and the sidebars. We can all appreciate the revenge fantasy, after all.
§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 1:02:26 pm PDT #9031 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"We're working very hard to improve customer service. That's our number one priority," Singleton said.
See, that's like killing to lower rates of accidental death.
Daisy Jane - Jul 09, 2007 1:05:11 pm PDT #9032 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well, yes, but there are some of our clients I wish I could fire. Particularly the ones who have their wives who are home all day call 12 times in a row until the person they want answers.
Or the one a few weeks ago who said his wife didn't need to come to their appointment because "I sign for her! I answer for her!" Uhm. No sir. You don't.
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 1:06:42 pm PDT #9033 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay...
I'm already getting stories sent to me, which...THANKS!
How do I handle permission to use these stories? Or permission to go back and dig up some of the "shit I didn't say" posts?
§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 1:07:11 pm PDT #9034 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
there are some of our clients I wish I could fire
No doubt. But improving customer service is a dodgy-assed way to explain that.
Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2007 1:30:38 pm PDT #9035 of 10001
brillig
If you want to hunt through and find anything of mine, you're welcome to it, Miracle.
Daisy Jane - Jul 09, 2007 1:36:16 pm PDT #9036 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Same here. Imma see what I can remember when I get home and email you from there.