Well, yes, but there are some of our clients I wish I could fire. Particularly the ones who have their wives who are home all day call 12 times in a row until the person they want answers.

Or the one a few weeks ago who said his wife didn't need to come to their appointment because "I sign for her! I answer for her!" Uhm. No sir. You don't.

Okay...

I'm already getting stories sent to me, which...THANKS!

How do I handle permission to use these stories? Or permission to go back and dig up some of the "shit I didn't say" posts?

there are some of our clients I wish I could fire

No doubt. But improving customer service is a dodgy-assed way to explain that.

If you want to hunt through and find anything of mine, you're welcome to it, Miracle.

Same here. Imma see what I can remember when I get home and email you from there.

Awesomeness. Thanks, y'all.

Seven pages already today, without adding any stories. Not huge, but better'n zero.

The one I sent you, you automatically have permission to use.

Awesome. Thanks!

BTW if the challenge I posted is not awesome, anyone is free to make up their own.

MM, it sounds like fun. And go you with the pages! I have no customer service tales, sadly.

Food & Emotions (i.e. Minestrone Love, Rage & Donuts -- that sort of thing)

I like this challenge. I'm still thinking about it, though.

It's just ... kind of hot to think about food too closely.

Other possible drabble prompt: Green.