"We're working very hard to improve customer service. That's our number one priority," Singleton said.
See, that's like killing to lower rates of accidental death.
Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.
'A Hole in the World'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 1:02:26 pm PDT #9031 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Daisy Jane - Jul 09, 2007 1:05:11 pm PDT #9032 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well, yes, but there are some of our clients I wish I could fire. Particularly the ones who have their wives who are home all day call 12 times in a row until the person they want answers.
Or the one a few weeks ago who said his wife didn't need to come to their appointment because "I sign for her! I answer for her!" Uhm. No sir. You don't.
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 1:06:42 pm PDT #9033 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay...
I'm already getting stories sent to me, which...THANKS!
How do I handle permission to use these stories? Or permission to go back and dig up some of the "shit I didn't say" posts?
§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 1:07:11 pm PDT #9034 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
there are some of our clients I wish I could fire
No doubt. But improving customer service is a dodgy-assed way to explain that.
Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2007 1:30:38 pm PDT #9035 of 10001
brillig
If you want to hunt through and find anything of mine, you're welcome to it, Miracle.
Daisy Jane - Jul 09, 2007 1:36:16 pm PDT #9036 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Same here. Imma see what I can remember when I get home and email you from there.
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 2:03:25 pm PDT #9037 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Awesomeness. Thanks, y'all.
Seven pages already today, without adding any stories. Not huge, but better'n zero.
Typo Boy - Jul 09, 2007 3:52:54 pm PDT #9038 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
The one I sent you, you automatically have permission to use.
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 5:58:03 pm PDT #9039 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Awesome. Thanks!
Typo Boy - Jul 10, 2007 8:13:01 am PDT #9040 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
BTW if the challenge I posted is not awesome, anyone is free to make up their own.