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The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 5:32:21 am PDT #9020 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, would you be interested in stories about crazy people and the service they demand from co-workers?

Sure. Any story relating to customer service, primarily from an employee's POV is appreciated. Because it's not just the customers that make the job suck, though they are the prime Suck Factor.


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 5:43:22 am PDT #9021 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Speaking of the customer sucking...

If any of you CS wonks like me have any examples of being fucked over by the old "The customer is always right" adage, send 'em my way. I know they're out there. Management failing to support you, customers throwing that ol' workhorse up as holy writ, whatever.


Toddson - Jul 09, 2007 7:36:03 am PDT #9022 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

MM, you've probably seen this, but in case you haven't (I'm pretty sure someone linked to it from the board).


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 7:39:20 am PDT #9023 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yes, Toddson, I have. It's informing part of that section. I think.


Laga - Jul 09, 2007 9:47:10 am PDT #9024 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I propose a new phrase to replace, "the customer is always right."

We'll bend over backwards for you. But we won't bend over frontwards.


erikaj - Jul 09, 2007 10:26:02 am PDT #9025 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh! Like Homicide: "There's nothing I won't do. But some things are gonna cost you extra."


Daisy Jane - Jul 09, 2007 10:32:09 am PDT #9026 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, MM, have I got stuff for you!

ETA: You could have little sidebars peppered throughout titled "Dumbassed conversations I've had."


Toddson - Jul 09, 2007 10:55:46 am PDT #9027 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And "shit I didn't say"!


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 10:57:29 am PDT #9028 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Ooh! I like the sidebars.

DJ, send me stories. You don't have to wait to compile them or anything, just write 'em down and email 'em to me.


lisah - Jul 09, 2007 11:06:19 am PDT #9029 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

MM, re. your project:

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