Chocogasm: Sex, Death and Chocolate in Manhattan
Too long. And it sounds, strangely, like a book of essays by a former chef or food writer, or something.
I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Amy - Jun 29, 2006 8:04:48 am PDT #7579 of 10001
Because books.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:07:57 am PDT #7580 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Well I guess "And the Chef for Dessert" will have to remain my only suggestion. Oh - apparently there was once a song called "And the Waiter for Dessert". That does not invalidate "And the Chef for Dessert" does it - assuming it is otherwise still on the list?
Amy - Jun 29, 2006 8:09:38 am PDT #7581 of 10001
Because books.
That does not invalidate "And the Chef for Dessert" does it
Nope. I love that one.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2006 8:15:21 am PDT #7582 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Murder for Two"
and, in the smart-ass category
"Scones or Death"
Beverly - Jun 29, 2006 8:18:01 am PDT #7583 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
"Hot Buttered Death", following on Ginger's scones idea.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:21:24 am PDT #7584 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
"Hot Buttered Death"
And (at least as Amazon + Google search show) not taken. I really like that. Fits the baking too.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2006 8:25:28 am PDT #7585 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Death for Dinner, The Chef for Dessert
(probably too long, but I was trying to get in the murder part))
Fay - Jun 29, 2006 8:37:51 am PDT #7586 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Allyson, I can't wait to read this book.
Yes! This!
tries to think of snappy titles. ignores insults to British food.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:41:08 am PDT #7587 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
gnores insults to British food
"Choked by Spotted Dick"
Not a good title - just could not resist the straightline
JZ - Jun 29, 2006 8:51:08 am PDT #7588 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
"Choked by Spotted Dick"
One of the local alternative weeklies had an article a few weeks ago about an expat Brit supermarket in San Francisco (actually, just a couple of blocks from where I work), and the owners admitted that for every one can of spotted dick they sell to an expat, they probably sell five or six to Americans who can't stop giggling over spotted dick in a can.