Well I guess "And the Chef for Dessert" will have to remain my only suggestion. Oh - apparently there was once a song called "And the Waiter for Dessert". That does not invalidate "And the Chef for Dessert" does it - assuming it is otherwise still on the list?
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:07:57 am PDT #7580 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Amy - Jun 29, 2006 8:09:38 am PDT #7581 of 10001
Because books.
That does not invalidate "And the Chef for Dessert" does it
Nope. I love that one.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2006 8:15:21 am PDT #7582 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Murder for Two"
and, in the smart-ass category
"Scones or Death"
Beverly - Jun 29, 2006 8:18:01 am PDT #7583 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
"Hot Buttered Death", following on Ginger's scones idea.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:21:24 am PDT #7584 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
"Hot Buttered Death"
And (at least as Amazon + Google search show) not taken. I really like that. Fits the baking too.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2006 8:25:28 am PDT #7585 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Death for Dinner, The Chef for Dessert
(probably too long, but I was trying to get in the murder part))
Fay - Jun 29, 2006 8:37:51 am PDT #7586 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Allyson, I can't wait to read this book.
Yes! This!
tries to think of snappy titles. ignores insults to British food.
Typo Boy - Jun 29, 2006 8:41:08 am PDT #7587 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
gnores insults to British food
"Choked by Spotted Dick"
Not a good title - just could not resist the straightline
JZ - Jun 29, 2006 8:51:08 am PDT #7588 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
"Choked by Spotted Dick"
One of the local alternative weeklies had an article a few weeks ago about an expat Brit supermarket in San Francisco (actually, just a couple of blocks from where I work), and the owners admitted that for every one can of spotted dick they sell to an expat, they probably sell five or six to Americans who can't stop giggling over spotted dick in a can.
Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:11:13 am PDT #7589 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Wow, this exercise brings out the snark in me. I'm so very sorry.
To Serve Man
Toque-gether in Murder
Blood Sausage
Hot Passion, Cold Murder, and a Warm Chocolate Cake
Kiss Me Kill Me Carve Me Serve Me
Love in the Walk-in Freezer
Toad-in-the-Hole
Hot
Death a la Carte
Murder on the Menu
A Passion for Murder
Love and Murder in Manhattan (okay, so this is an outline, not a title)
Chef d'Affaires
Cake and Dagger