I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 25, 2005 5:23:42 pm PST #9504 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.

Hey!


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:30:56 pm PST #9505 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.


Hil R. - Mar 25, 2005 5:36:39 pm PST #9506 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.

I do all of those. (Well, not usually the "lotion" one. But I'll use "suntan lotion" sometimes, and I can't remember ever using the word "handbag.")


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 5:37:34 pm PST #9507 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I like calling pantyhose "nylons." It makes me feel retro and girly.


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:37:44 pm PST #9508 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

You guys are supposed to HELP with the Saget mocking, not bring it to a screeching halt! Hrmph.


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:38:52 pm PST #9509 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Oh wait, I just remembered a good one. Like a year ago Saget's sisters were talking about Venus and Serena Williams, and Saget was all, "Who?" And even when we described them he had no idea whom we were talking about. See?!


Nicole - Mar 25, 2005 5:40:41 pm PST #9510 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Anyone wanna lick?

Everyone else let this go? Huh. It's like there's a full moon out tonight or something. Can you wait until next month? Will you be all surgary then?

Watching a profile of Kevin Smith on The Producers. It's possible that I love him just a little too much.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 5:43:17 pm PST #9511 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.

Saget might be in my generational cohort. (Hides AARP card.)

Oh wait, I just remembered a good one. Like a year ago Saget's sisters were talking about Venus and Serena Williams, and Saget was all, "Who?" And even when we described them he had no idea whom we were talking about. See?!

Aha! He is so very old and out of it! Now I mock him by sending geritol to your bridal shower.


SailAweigh - Mar 25, 2005 5:44:11 pm PST #9512 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Will you be all surgary then?

Sugar and spice, babee. All.the.time.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 25, 2005 5:46:30 pm PST #9513 of 10001
What is even happening?

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.

Yes. I too, wear nylons. Any form of recorded music is a record, and when I record things on TiVo, I am "taping" them. I drink tonic, not pop. I also drink frappes, not milkshakes.