OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.

Yes. I too, wear nylons. Any form of recorded music is a record, and when I record things on TiVo, I am "taping" them. I drink tonic, not pop. I also drink frappes, not milkshakes.

For everyone, but mostly billytea: Walking Octopi!!! For real.

ION, I feel like a bad hostess. Both Lee and SA have gone to bed feeling not so healthy. So I'm holed up in my bedroom with the Simpsons on the televisiola and the internets to keep me company.

I think some of those are New England things, Cindy. Y'all are cool, coming from an actual region and shit. I think that is a quarter of my Balmer thing, actually.

Both Lee and SA have gone to bed feeling not so healthy.

Teppy's poisoning the Bitches! Beware!

ahh... that explains the spider that just crawled across my moniter

Teppy's poisoning the Bitches! Beware!

Is this some kind of perverse reverse-white slavery thing? Revenge of La Tep!

Hey! The rainforest at the Cleveland Zoo, where Perkins, Cashmere, babypersons and I went, is on Animal Planet right now.

But...but...so is Chasing Amy. Chasing Amy!

Oh, alright.

Ooooh! Plants. Lots of plants. A hydroponic wall system!

Ok. Back to Chasing Amy.

Sniff. Teppy didn't poison ME when I was in Cincy. Maybe she was still concocting her evil plan.

Yay VW for people taking things down. Here's hoping the other site gets their mind changed by their ISP or whatever.

And um, yay to other people who deserve it, and extra to those who don't?

I have an appointment at 11AM tomorrow to have my taxes done. I'm worried that he will do them, come up with the same numbers I did, and then charge me money. That would suck.

Oh, meara, I hope he comes up with much better numbers.

My mini-meara, from the posts I recall while racing to the end to crow about my zoo:

Laura, that's just cute. I hope you have a great date night tomorrow.

Kristin, yay for good things in print, boo for bottoming out emotions.

P-C, awesome job. It's nice to be appreciated. I'm glad you got the appreciation you deserve.

Aimee, I hope you have more windows now.

I want pictures of Sail's lickability.

Steph, definitely more jaw definition. You look good, despite the yeti hair (which really doesn't look that bad to me). I hope you get a good dose of SA and Perkins, and I'm sorry they're not feeling so good.

And that's all I remember....