Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 25, 2005 4:49:46 pm PST #9499 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Old married couple story. DH plays basketball on Fridays (and a bunch of other days) at 4PM and usually gets home about 6:30. I was thinking that if he took a quick shower we go out to dinner and still be back in time for the sweet 16 March Madness action. I planned pizza for the boys and I dressed up with the heels and other unusual for me dressy stuff and 6:30 came and went. 7:30 came and went. 8:00 he calls and says blah blah blah coolers of Heineken at the courts, on his way. He gets home at 8:30, takes one look at me and says “oh man, did I blow it.” If I hadn’t been with the man 18 years I wouldn’t be so amused, but no doubt I am going to have a very nice date night tomorrow.


SailAweigh - Mar 25, 2005 5:04:26 pm PST #9500 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Heh, Laura, sometimes it's better when they "blow it." The ability to extract massive pennance can be a very.good.thing.

ION, my hair is shiny. I got it cut and colored (with highlights, even.) My nails are all buffed and polished a purty pale purply-pink. I feel all sugary. Anyone wanna lick?


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:06:31 pm PST #9501 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

That is oddly sweet, Laura.

Rio!! How was The Rico of Costa? Were chips and salsa consumed and sunblock slathered?

They were indeed! CR was pretty good but the city we stayed in was a little too backpackery for my taste. I much preferred Isla Mujeres myself.

RIO -- GREY'S ANATOMY SHOULD BE ON YOUR TIVO SCHEDULE.

OMG THANK YOU ITA!


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 5:09:50 pm PST #9502 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Aimee, you are my heroine. Thank you thank you and where do I send the money?


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:13:03 pm PST #9503 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.


Laura - Mar 25, 2005 5:23:42 pm PST #9504 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.

Hey!


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:30:56 pm PST #9505 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.


Hil R. - Mar 25, 2005 5:36:39 pm PST #9506 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.

I do all of those. (Well, not usually the "lotion" one. But I'll use "suntan lotion" sometimes, and I can't remember ever using the word "handbag.")


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 5:37:34 pm PST #9507 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I like calling pantyhose "nylons." It makes me feel retro and girly.


Rio - Mar 25, 2005 5:37:44 pm PST #9508 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

You guys are supposed to HELP with the Saget mocking, not bring it to a screeching halt! Hrmph.