Aimee, you are my heroine. Thank you thank you and where do I send the money?
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.
P.S. Saget calls sunscreen "suntan lotion." Because he is very old.
Hey!
OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.
OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.
I do all of those. (Well, not usually the "lotion" one. But I'll use "suntan lotion" sometimes, and I can't remember ever using the word "handbag.")
I like calling pantyhose "nylons." It makes me feel retro and girly.
You guys are supposed to HELP with the Saget mocking, not bring it to a screeching halt! Hrmph.
Oh wait, I just remembered a good one. Like a year ago Saget's sisters were talking about Venus and Serena Williams, and Saget was all, "Who?" And even when we described them he had no idea whom we were talking about. See?!
Anyone wanna lick?
Everyone else let this go? Huh. It's like there's a full moon out tonight or something. Can you wait until next month? Will you be all surgary then?
Watching a profile of Kevin Smith on The Producers. It's possible that I love him just a little too much.
OK but do you call facial moisturizer "lotion" as well? And do you call a handbag a "pocketbook"? I'm guessing not, because only Saget is aged enough to do these things.
Saget might be in my generational cohort. (Hides AARP card.)
Oh wait, I just remembered a good one. Like a year ago Saget's sisters were talking about Venus and Serena Williams, and Saget was all, "Who?" And even when we described them he had no idea whom we were talking about. See?!
Aha! He is so very old and out of it! Now I mock him by sending geritol to your bridal shower.