We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beathen - Mar 23, 2005 5:44:04 am PST #8724 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

If I put on my happy face and smile big and keep my chin high, then my eyes get all squinty, and that interferes with proper sightlines along the barrel.

Yeah!! That's what I'm talking about!


Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:44:58 am PST #8725 of 10001
brillig

It's all about safe and proper weapons technique.


Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 5:45:47 am PST #8726 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I t heart connie!!!


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2005 5:45:56 am PST #8727 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You just need to hold off on the happy face and big smile until after you discharge your weapon.


beathen - Mar 23, 2005 5:47:06 am PST #8728 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

You just need to hold off on the happy face and big smile until after you discharge your weapon.

t discharges empty shotgun shell from chamber How do you like my smile now, bitch?


brenda m - Mar 23, 2005 5:47:27 am PST #8729 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This kind of crap should never be said to a woman with cramps.

This kind of crap should never be said to me ever.


beth b - Mar 23, 2005 5:48:25 am PST #8730 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

whee I have first day cramps today too. wheee!

I also have w2w carpeting in the kitchen and the bathroom. The man who lived here before us had parkinsons and slipped very easily on non carpeted floors. which doesn't really explain the kitchen - since that carpet is older.


Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:51:54 am PST #8731 of 10001
brillig

whee I have first day cramps today too. wheee!

My sisters.


Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 5:52:02 am PST #8732 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Greg asked her to steal one when she left; I offered to look the other way so she wouldn't have to try to fit it in her suitcase.

No giving away of the babies until I get to see them next month, woman!

Anne, I hope everything continues to go well with the house selling. The stress is to be expected but I hear long soaks in the bath usually help alleviate some of the tension. I plan on following that train of thought tonight, myself.


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2005 5:54:43 am PST #8733 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Once a friend of mine and I ran into a friend of a friend in a bar. This woman (the friend of a friend) went on and on about how happy she was, and how all you needed to be happy was to have the right attitude. Then she said how she really disliked unhappy people, as their unhappiness was due to their weakness or laziness or something (I forget her exact words).

This woman was about 20, had just come back from a 3 month vacation in Europe, and was a big-time socialist (she was a huge fan of Marx (the person)). Rather than give this woman the beating she so richly deserved or attacking her happiness beliefs directly, my friend and I just calmly proceeded to trash Marx (talking about what an elitist he was and the contempt he had for the proletariat, etc). In the end, we got the satisfaction of leaving this woman quite upset.