whee I have first day cramps today too. wheee!
My sisters.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:51:54 am PST #8731 of 10001
brillig
Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 5:52:02 am PST #8732 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Greg asked her to steal one when she left; I offered to look the other way so she wouldn't have to try to fit it in her suitcase.
No giving away of the babies until I get to see them next month, woman!
Anne, I hope everything continues to go well with the house selling. The stress is to be expected but I hear long soaks in the bath usually help alleviate some of the tension. I plan on following that train of thought tonight, myself.
tommyrot - Mar 23, 2005 5:54:43 am PST #8733 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Once a friend of mine and I ran into a friend of a friend in a bar. This woman (the friend of a friend) went on and on about how happy she was, and how all you needed to be happy was to have the right attitude. Then she said how she really disliked unhappy people, as their unhappiness was due to their weakness or laziness or something (I forget her exact words).
This woman was about 20, had just come back from a 3 month vacation in Europe, and was a big-time socialist (she was a huge fan of Marx (the person)). Rather than give this woman the beating she so richly deserved or attacking her happiness beliefs directly, my friend and I just calmly proceeded to trash Marx (talking about what an elitist he was and the contempt he had for the proletariat, etc). In the end, we got the satisfaction of leaving this woman quite upset.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 5:55:50 am PST #8734 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
I don't bother with guns. I find the men realize the danger and begin to flee on sight. I prefer tasers. Perhaps its just the Dogbert in me, but I enjoy the sound of shizzling polyester when I have cramps.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:57:15 am PST #8735 of 10001
brillig
I enjoy the sound of shizzling polyester when I have cramps.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
In actuality, I prefer swords. They don't run out of ammo, plus they're good exercise.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:58:08 am PST #8736 of 10001
brillig
I wonder if we'll see many of the guy Bitches in here this morning.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:03 am PST #8737 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In actuality, I prefer swords. They don't run out of ammo, plus they're good exercise.
And they're pretty.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:08 am PST #8738 of 10001
What is even happening?
Cow-orker: "It's all about attitude. Even when life is handing you nothing but lemons, you just need to choose to not let it bring you down. Put on your happy face! Smile! Keep your chin high!"
Me: (big smile) "Fuck off, John. Seriously. Walk away."
First day cramps! Wheeeeee!
If you truly managed to get one comprised of your actual peers, no jury would convict you. ijs.
erikaj - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:26 am PST #8739 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Probably NSM. "Some folks need killin." Juries really hate to convict, too, Simon says.(Back to "Touch your nose, motherfucker,", huh?) Dress like a schoolteacher, bury the weapon like a childhood trauma, and you're probably good to go.
juliana - Mar 23, 2005 6:01:03 am PST #8740 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
whee I have first day cramps today too. wheee!
My sisters.
joining the sisterhood