I don't bother with guns. I find the men realize the danger and begin to flee on sight. I prefer tasers. Perhaps its just the Dogbert in me, but I enjoy the sound of shizzling polyester when I have cramps.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 5:55:50 am PST #8734 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:57:15 am PST #8735 of 10001
brillig
I enjoy the sound of shizzling polyester when I have cramps.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
In actuality, I prefer swords. They don't run out of ammo, plus they're good exercise.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 5:58:08 am PST #8736 of 10001
brillig
I wonder if we'll see many of the guy Bitches in here this morning.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:03 am PST #8737 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In actuality, I prefer swords. They don't run out of ammo, plus they're good exercise.
And they're pretty.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:08 am PST #8738 of 10001
What is even happening?
Cow-orker: "It's all about attitude. Even when life is handing you nothing but lemons, you just need to choose to not let it bring you down. Put on your happy face! Smile! Keep your chin high!"
Me: (big smile) "Fuck off, John. Seriously. Walk away."
First day cramps! Wheeeeee!
If you truly managed to get one comprised of your actual peers, no jury would convict you. ijs.
erikaj - Mar 23, 2005 5:59:26 am PST #8739 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Probably NSM. "Some folks need killin." Juries really hate to convict, too, Simon says.(Back to "Touch your nose, motherfucker,", huh?) Dress like a schoolteacher, bury the weapon like a childhood trauma, and you're probably good to go.
juliana - Mar 23, 2005 6:01:03 am PST #8740 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
whee I have first day cramps today too. wheee!
My sisters.
joining the sisterhood
JohnSweden - Mar 23, 2005 6:02:23 am PST #8741 of 10001
I can't even.
I wonder if we'll see many of the guy Bitches in here this morning.
Heh. Loving this exchange because A) I'm not in the line of fire and 2) imagining some of my colleagues offering happy smile platitudes.
Pre-wagon-ma to them as wants it.
t carefully backs out making no sudden moves
P.M. Marc - Mar 23, 2005 6:03:19 am PST #8742 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We have no W2W in the upstairs. I removed it all. The living room floor is red oak, the bedrooms are fir (though they'll need to be replaced, and the bathroom has unglazed 1" porcelain hex tiles with dark grout.
We have fugly sheet vinyl in the kitchen/dining area, of the sort you can't get clean.
PEDANT ALERT
Sheet vinyl != linoleum.
Linoleum is a green building material made mainly from renewable resources, such as linseed oil, rosin, and wood or cork powder. Sheet lino generally has a jute backing. The pigment/pattern go clear through the product, which has an exceptional lifespan. It's great stuff, and enjoying a surge in popularity.
Sadly, it also fails to be a cheap install, or I'd be putting it in my house.
But it's its own product. A great product. One which deserves to reclaim its good name. Sheet vinyl came in as a cheaper--and, natch, less durable--replacement, and people, who are by nature lazy, never updated their term for the floor surface to reflect that change.
Remember, there is no close to the pedant tag.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 6:03:24 am PST #8743 of 10001
brillig
carefully backs out making no sudden moves
Just leave the donuts and ibuprofen by the door.