You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Mar 15, 2005 12:50:09 pm PST #6726 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Which is probably what's turning all the boys gay.

This would explain a lot.


Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 12:52:27 pm PST #6727 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

So the idea there is, if only women didn't play sports they wouldn't be making those awful, ugly faces?

You know, that's a really solid argument against childbirth.


vw bug - Mar 15, 2005 12:52:46 pm PST #6728 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Speaking of curtains...I'm about to sew the bottom together. But, that's not really what I was going to tell you about.

I was all excited because I bought 55" fabric, and one of the widths I needed for one of my windows was 55"! Yay! Only one measurement to cut! Only, I meausured the fabric. It's actually 57". Really, people. Is it too much to ask that 55" fabric *actually* be 55"?


Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 12:52:59 pm PST #6729 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Which is probably what's turning all the boys gay.

My milkshake sends all the boys screaming out of the yard.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2005 12:55:29 pm PST #6730 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's an argument against sex too.


-t - Mar 15, 2005 12:57:37 pm PST #6731 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wonder what they make them out of if there's no mom in the picture.

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Wait, that's what little boys are made of. Never mind.


Aims - Mar 15, 2005 12:58:27 pm PST #6732 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I got a paycheck! First one since December!


Emily - Mar 15, 2005 12:59:09 pm PST #6733 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So what we're saying is, the Church endorses Botox?


Aims - Mar 15, 2005 1:00:03 pm PST #6734 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Absolutely it does.


Cashmere - Mar 15, 2005 1:07:45 pm PST #6735 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

{{{Cindy}}} Strength to you and your family.

Didja tell them Victoria wasn't even born yet when P&P was published?

Heh. Yup. I think that might have bothered me almost as much as it bothered you, Susan. It was the last line of the review and my mouth just fell open.

Here's the text of my letter:

Dear Editor,
Hope Madden may want to take a refresher course on either European History or English Literature.
Jane Austin lived from 1775-1817. She died two years before Queen Victoria was born. Her works, including Pride and Prejudice (published in 1813), were written during what is commonly referred to as the Regency Period in England, when King George III fell ill and his son, the Prince of Wales ruled in his stead.
Just because the people talk funny and wear fancy dresses in a book doesn't mean it's Victorian.

Sincerely,
Me