In other words, all boys wants to be gay and it's up to you to make sure Bobby grows up straight.
That's right gay men are the result of good parenting. Apparently, good parenting also makes gay women. I guess it all evens out.
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
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Gudanov - Mar 15, 2005 12:26:34 pm PST #6708 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 12:26:43 pm PST #6709 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
In other words, all boys wants to be gay and it's up to you to make sure Bobby grows up straight.
This seems to be the position of a fair subset of columnists -- everybody would OBVIOUSLY be gay if they had a choice in the matter, so it's your job to impose heterosexuality on a reluctant substrate.
Cause girls? Both icky and confusing.
DavidS - Mar 15, 2005 12:26:55 pm PST #6710 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
all boys want to be gay
Doesn't shrift subscribe to this theory?
Topic!Cindy - Mar 15, 2005 12:27:07 pm PST #6711 of 10001
What is even happening?
growing up straight isn’t something that happens
Our poor ancestors. For thousands of generations they had het sex, against their will, just to produce us. What sacrifice.
Aims - Mar 15, 2005 12:27:40 pm PST #6712 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
“The truth is, Dad is more important than Mom. Mothers make boys. Fathers make men.
WTFEXCUSETHEHELLOUTTA ME??
Connie Neil - Mar 15, 2005 12:28:54 pm PST #6713 of 10001
brillig
For something totally different, I'm working on an architectural library. This title strikes me as a good title for a manga or something:
Precast Concrete High School
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2005 12:29:13 pm PST #6714 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
WTFEXCUSETHEHELLOUTTA ME??
Apparently all men raised by single mothers are gay.
brenda m - Mar 15, 2005 12:29:19 pm PST #6715 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
“The truth is, Dad is more important than Mom. Mothers make boys. Fathers make men.
Hmm. I wonder what they make them out of if there's no mom in the picture. Probably not gingerbread, though I could really go for a cookie right now.
JZ - Mar 15, 2005 12:31:05 pm PST #6716 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Apparently all men raised by single mothers are gay.
Ooopsie. When my single father who raised my gay brother and my single mother who raised my straight brother find out about this, boy, will their faces be red. Psychosocial parenting faux pas!
Jessica - Mar 15, 2005 12:31:54 pm PST #6717 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh lordie...I finally clicked to the front page, and it looks like the World Weekly News over there! Headlines like "Roman Catholic "Celibate" Priesthood is Full of Whoremongers!" and "Enter the Antichrist Slideshow!"
I am cracking up.