What do you do with a fuckupigus?
The fuckupingest fuckupigus?
[mercifully edited too-long detail rant deleted here]
One of the Inn co-owners who takes my dog out in the morning tells me this morning that he can't actually take Bartleby out [see detail deletion above]...I need to pick him up at the fellow's house instead.
I go, after a very long shift at the Inn, to find that Bartleby and Bob are wandering, unsupervised at the door to the street. NOT, as they should be, in the fellow's apartment.
THIS, after the incredibly painfull two weeks of my landlord's dog going missing and being miraculously found.
What I didn't say to him?
"If Bartleby had been lost due to your fuckupedness...well...you have no idea to what lengths I would go to make you suffer."
Not so come over all Rambo, but I'm seriously spending time thinking about ways to cause pain and misery.
I'd better take a nap.
Note to self: before Lee arrives, buy ALL THE SWISS CHEESE IN THE WORLD.
You know, having someone else buy all the Swiss cheese in the world actually works for me. Makes room for all the cheese that doesn't taste like ass.
Nobody'd pull that shit with Howard.
Not without getting a street name like Lucky or Stump...no.
So sorry about your dog--blatant irresponsibility. I'm glad they found the landlord's dog. I must have missed the post on that-Yay!
Oh I see how this is going to go down. You guys are going to spend the whole time burning swiss cheese.
Oops. Might have forgotten to mention the Wendy find amidst the celebrating.
The landlord hired a pet detective who came up from Georgia with tracking dogs and gigantic signs.
Our Wendy was spotted on a golf course about 3 miles from here. 8lbs. lighter and with two scrapes on her legs but really? In miraculous shape. She's downstairs now, soaking up the love. After surviving outside during 2 plus snows and without letting any humans near her...it's just plain a miracle.
Hurray for the Wendy miracle!
Wendy would literally smile at you, and thump her tail in appreciation for the good thoughts.
One of the reasons people don't go near her is that she has learned how to *smile*. No kidding. She's seen people pull their lips back and show their teeth...so she does too. It's the cutest thing. 'Cept folks what don't know her think she's menacing. It's really too bad, but a cool trick.
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