Aw, sweet Wendy.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Mar 11, 2005 8:46:59 am PST #5911 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Sean K - Mar 11, 2005 8:47:31 am PST #5912 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also....
Break a leg, Aims!!!
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2005 8:50:00 am PST #5913 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh I see how this is going to go down. You guys are going to spend the whole time burning swiss cheese.
Well, it makes more sense than setting it under a light bulb....
Lee - Mar 11, 2005 8:51:22 am PST #5914 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What Sean said, Aimee.
beathen - Mar 11, 2005 8:59:43 am PST #5915 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Good luck, Aimée!
You know, having someone else buy all the Swiss cheese in the world actually works for me. Makes room for all the cheese that doesn't taste like ass.
Wrod. Of all the cheeses in the world, swiss is the worst (that I've tasted, anyway).
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2005 9:00:38 am PST #5916 of 10001
brillig
From the people who brought you the comic strip Unshelved, featuring hte adventures of male librarian Dewey, we have
Library Raid gear! Yes, you can have a jacket or hat just like the feds wear, with the word LIBRARY in big yellow letters! I might need one of those.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2005 9:01:33 am PST #5917 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh I see how this is going to go down. You guys are going to spend the whole time burning swiss cheese.
Well, they could just melt it and make fondue instead.
Mmmmm, fondue.
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2005 9:03:13 am PST #5918 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Well, they could just melt it and make fondue instead.
You know what would work great for that. An electric fondue pot.
Atropa - Mar 11, 2005 9:03:59 am PST #5919 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yes, you can have a jacket or hat just like the feds wear, with the word LIBRARY in big yellow letters! I might need one of those.
Heh. I have a friend going for a degree in Library Sciences that may need one of those.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2005 9:04:27 am PST #5920 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burning cheese is no joke:
If there’s corn, there must be butter: In May of 1991, a fire broke out in a refrigerated warehouse storing 50 million pounds of food products, including butter, lard and cheese. This warehouse was near a creek that flowed into Lake Monona, a large urban lake in Madison. Heat from the fire caused the food products to melt, which contributed to the intensity and duration of the fire. The warehouse buildings were destroyed, and water from suppressing fires activities mixed with the melted foods and flowed toward the creek and nearby storm sewers – all leading to the lake. The fire department realized quickly that this spill was a potential environmental disaster and reported the release to the DNR. The department acted to prevent the mixture from reaching the water, and the total environmental cleanup costs to the warehouse company were over $1 million. It took eight days to put out the fire.
I was living in Madison when this happened. Firefighters were trying to walk in two-feet deep rivers of melted butter and cheese. The stuff proved to be impossible to clean off their uniforms and fire hoses.