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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Wendy would literally smile at you, and thump her tail in appreciation for the good thoughts.
One of the reasons people don't go near her is that she has learned how to *smile*. No kidding. She's seen people pull their lips back and show their teeth...so she does too. It's the cutest thing. 'Cept folks what don't know her think she's menacing. It's really too bad, but a cool trick.
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Aw, sweet Wendy.
Also....
Break a leg, Aims!!!
Oh I see how this is going to go down. You guys are going to spend the whole time burning swiss cheese.
Well, it makes more sense than setting it under a light bulb....
What Sean said, Aimee.
Good luck, Aimée!
You know, having someone else buy all the Swiss cheese in the world actually works for me. Makes room for all the cheese that doesn't taste like ass.
Wrod. Of all the cheeses in the world, swiss is the worst (that I've tasted, anyway).
From the people who brought you the comic strip Unshelved, featuring hte adventures of male librarian Dewey, we have
Library Raid gear! Yes, you can have a jacket or hat just like the feds wear, with the word LIBRARY in big yellow letters! I might need one of those.
Oh I see how this is going to go down. You guys are going to spend the whole time burning swiss cheese.
Well, they could just melt it and make fondue instead.
Mmmmm, fondue.
Well, they could just melt it and make fondue instead.
You know what would work great for that. An electric fondue pot.
Yes, you can have a jacket or hat just like the feds wear, with the word LIBRARY in big yellow letters! I might need one of those.
Heh. I have a friend going for a degree in Library Sciences that may need one of those.