I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 07, 2005 1:19:13 pm PST #4963 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.

Yeah, that can also be a mother.


brenda m - Mar 07, 2005 1:20:08 pm PST #4964 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.

I could use one of those. Though, really, I'd prefer they didn't live in.


Pix - Mar 07, 2005 1:20:21 pm PST #4965 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me

I would just like to say that, by this definition, I have never been married.

(That was supposed to be funny. I killed the thread with my Not!Funny. Damn!)


Steph L. - Mar 07, 2005 1:24:11 pm PST #4966 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.

Yeah, that can also be a mother.

Or a live-in personal chef.


Susan W. - Mar 07, 2005 1:47:28 pm PST #4967 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

By that definition, DH and I take turns being wives. And he's a way better cook, and puts more effort into it. I've been a complete kitchen slacker since Annabel was born. These days my specialties are grilled cheese served alongside soup from a can, spaghetti with a little meat stirred into the jarred sauce to enhance the flavor and nutrition, and caesar salad from a bag with a chicken breast grilled on the Foreman sliced in.


Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2005 2:06:42 pm PST #4968 of 10001
brillig

I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.


Atropa - Mar 07, 2005 2:08:11 pm PST #4969 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.

I want a live-in personal chef. And a butler.


Susan W. - Mar 07, 2005 2:15:33 pm PST #4970 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I can never read a Wimsey book without wanting a Bunter of my very own.


vw bug - Mar 07, 2005 2:28:00 pm PST #4971 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.

By that definition, I am a wife. And since I am no wife, that definition is flawed.


Typo Boy - Mar 07, 2005 2:28:24 pm PST #4972 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Overheard at at academic conference related to the "wife" discussion:

Woman to her male domestic partner: "Honey, as busy as we are what we really need is a wife"

Man: "If you are open to that, I'm open to that. "