my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.
Yeah, that can also be a mother.
Or a live-in personal chef.
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my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.
Yeah, that can also be a mother.
Or a live-in personal chef.
By that definition, DH and I take turns being wives. And he's a way better cook, and puts more effort into it. I've been a complete kitchen slacker since Annabel was born. These days my specialties are grilled cheese served alongside soup from a can, spaghetti with a little meat stirred into the jarred sauce to enhance the flavor and nutrition, and caesar salad from a bag with a chicken breast grilled on the Foreman sliced in.
I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.
I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.
I want a live-in personal chef. And a butler.
I can never read a Wimsey book without wanting a Bunter of my very own.
my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.
By that definition, I am a wife. And since I am no wife, that definition is flawed.
Overheard at at academic conference related to the "wife" discussion:
Woman to her male domestic partner: "Honey, as busy as we are what we really need is a wife"
Man: "If you are open to that, I'm open to that. "
Well, shoot. I'm gonna go have to do some more math.
I can never read a Wimsey book without wanting a Bunter of my very own.
I want a Bunter. Or some mysterious force that will cook, clean and run errands without wanting anything from me.
Well, shoot. I'm gonna go have to do some more math.Serves you right.