Dear Sir,
It was a joke. When did you have your sense of humor extracted?
Love, Me
Dear Me,
When they pulled the pole out of my butt.
Love, Sir
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Dear Sir,
It was a joke. When did you have your sense of humor extracted?
Love, Me
Dear Me,
When they pulled the pole out of my butt.
Love, Sir
I don't doubt it. I'm just all "?!" that anybody could take that seriously, considering it was a "literary" analysis of like, the Silliest Poem Ever.
Now *this* I find offensive. I have never. never. never. started or been involved in an "I hate my teachers" group rant.
I'm sorry vw. That certainly was not my intention. I wasn't accusing you, or indeed any one person. In fact, by "group rant" I meant to imply that many people were involved in previous conversations, and so to avoid singling any one person out.
I certainly don't think of you as offensive, if anything, I think of you as very considerate. As I said, I was trying to not imply that you behavior was offensive, since, as I said in the same post above, you hadn't made me uncomfortable. I'm sorry that I made you uncomfortable instead.
As for your comment, brenda, since you also seem to take offense at my desire to avoid a long conversation on a topic that I didn't want to read about, in future I shall keep my opinions to myself on the subject. It seems to be the prefered response.
Lyra Jane, Hec, and Kristin have new tags.
vw bug taught me how to crochet, which was wildly appropriate.
I forgot about your silly listing crochet square.
Not as funny as Emily's Mutant Flower.
Yeah, Blamey McJackhole.
You forgot the Q.
t shallow, shallow whining
I'm tired. I'm cranky. I'm in the throes of PMS. I don't know what I want to wear to Goth Night tonight. Should I wear a corset? I don't know if I feel up to wearing a corset. But I feel bloated, so not wearing a corset would probably leave me thinking I look like Queen of the Walrus people.
(I *TOLD* you it was shallow.)
t /shallow, shallow whining
Wear something flowing and lovely, and fancy jewelry. You are so definitely more used to wearing corsets than I, but the thought of something squishing my PMSing uterus makes me wants to rip out my own innards and stick them in liquid nitrogen.
But I feel bloated, so not wearing a corset would probably leave me thinking I look like Queen of the Walrus people.
It strikes me that bloated + corset is not an optimal combination.
Jilli, you well know that even in a room full of preening people who spend hours on their hair and makeup, you will still be the most striking, beautiful and coolest person there. I recommend focusing on making your hair and/or hat looking extra fun.
You forgot the Q.
Q yourself.