Lyra Jane, Hec, and Kristin have new tags.
vw bug taught me how to crochet, which was wildly appropriate.
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Lyra Jane, Hec, and Kristin have new tags.
vw bug taught me how to crochet, which was wildly appropriate.
I forgot about your silly listing crochet square.
Not as funny as Emily's Mutant Flower.
Yeah, Blamey McJackhole.
You forgot the Q.
t shallow, shallow whining
I'm tired. I'm cranky. I'm in the throes of PMS. I don't know what I want to wear to Goth Night tonight. Should I wear a corset? I don't know if I feel up to wearing a corset. But I feel bloated, so not wearing a corset would probably leave me thinking I look like Queen of the Walrus people.
(I *TOLD* you it was shallow.)
t /shallow, shallow whining
Wear something flowing and lovely, and fancy jewelry. You are so definitely more used to wearing corsets than I, but the thought of something squishing my PMSing uterus makes me wants to rip out my own innards and stick them in liquid nitrogen.
But I feel bloated, so not wearing a corset would probably leave me thinking I look like Queen of the Walrus people.
It strikes me that bloated + corset is not an optimal combination.
Jilli, you well know that even in a room full of preening people who spend hours on their hair and makeup, you will still be the most striking, beautiful and coolest person there. I recommend focusing on making your hair and/or hat looking extra fun.
You forgot the Q.
Q yourself.
I'm sure Jilli always looks great. Wish she always felt great, too. And if anyone cares, my porn name? Pepper Magnolia. She would be a trashy bitch, wouldn't she?
I just want to be on the record as stating I hate everything and everybody, and love only gold.
Or was that my old D&D character? I get us confused sometimes.
Oh, no, Victor's gone NeoCon. Sigh.