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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Mar 02, 2005 2:30:23 pm PST #4127 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Wear something flowing and lovely, and fancy jewelry. You are so definitely more used to wearing corsets than I, but the thought of something squishing my PMSing uterus makes me wants to rip out my own innards and stick them in liquid nitrogen.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2005 2:32:54 pm PST #4128 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I feel bloated, so not wearing a corset would probably leave me thinking I look like Queen of the Walrus people.

It strikes me that bloated + corset is not an optimal combination.

Jilli, you well know that even in a room full of preening people who spend hours on their hair and makeup, you will still be the most striking, beautiful and coolest person there. I recommend focusing on making your hair and/or hat looking extra fun.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 2:34:25 pm PST #4129 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You forgot the Q.

Q yourself.


erikaj - Mar 02, 2005 2:35:57 pm PST #4130 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm sure Jilli always looks great. Wish she always felt great, too. And if anyone cares, my porn name? Pepper Magnolia. She would be a trashy bitch, wouldn't she?


victor infante - Mar 02, 2005 2:37:29 pm PST #4131 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I just want to be on the record as stating I hate everything and everybody, and love only gold.

Or was that my old D&D character? I get us confused sometimes.


erikaj - Mar 02, 2005 2:39:06 pm PST #4132 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, no, Victor's gone NeoCon. Sigh.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 2:40:11 pm PST #4133 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I see NeoCon and think to myself, "Does Keanu REALLY need his own convention?"


beekaytee - Mar 02, 2005 2:40:44 pm PST #4134 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

My porn name:
Tuffy Parkside

I see her as more of a call girl.

You know...class. She's no ho.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 2:41:30 pm PST #4135 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Whiskers Evelyn.


erikaj - Mar 02, 2005 2:42:09 pm PST #4136 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Whoa. But Victor, now I feel all infiltrated and not in a good way!