What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 6:41:39 pm PST #1077 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I get tired or I go too long without food, I can't concentrate on programming. Sometimes going for a walk helps. It's bad to be on your ass for great lengths of time.

eta:

Because it's after a certain hour.

Gotta watch out for those certain hours.


Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2005 6:45:47 pm PST #1078 of 10001
brillig

Certain hours and certain women.

I feel a hard-boiled detective story coming on. It's a noirish kind of night.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2005 6:46:27 pm PST #1079 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gotta watch out for those certain hours.

Personally, my issue is with the UnCertain hours. "Is it 2am? I can't see.. Fuckkkkk. No, the alarm is going to go off in ten minutes. Shit."


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 6:48:36 pm PST #1080 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's bad to be on your ass for great lengths of time.

Most days do have breaks, I guess, where I go out for a seminar or something. But then I come back and I have to get started again, and the energy's gone. I really thrive on capitalizing on my groove, cause when I lose it, man, it's gone.

Certain hours and certain women.

Yeah. Why'd I have to go and get a new crush now, huh?


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 6:49:41 pm PST #1081 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, my issue is with the UnCertain hours. "Is it 2am? I can't see.. Fuckkkkk. No, the alarm is going to go off in ten minutes. Shit."

OK, I'm with you there. The uncertain hours should be beaten with sticks.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2005 6:53:49 pm PST #1082 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I really thrive on capitalizing on my groove,

You should have a t-shirt that says this.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 6:56:49 pm PST #1083 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Certain hours and certain women.

I feel a hard-boiled detective story coming on. It's a noirish kind of night.

It was late, and my secretary had long since gone home. But me, I was in no hurry to leave, because the only companion waiting in my dank apartment was the constant drip of the faucet that the super could never seem to fix. And then in walked a dame with a pair of gams that were illegal in 13 states. Fixing her bottle-green eyes on mine, she stalked over to my desk, opened her heart-shaped mouth, and said "I need your help! You see...."


DCJensen - Feb 14, 2005 6:59:11 pm PST #1084 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Just watched Dodgeball on DVD. Alan Tudyk is a hoot as Dread Pirate Steve.


Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:02:41 pm PST #1085 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It was late, and my secretary had long since gone home. But me, I was in no hurry to leave, because the only companion waiting in my dank apartment was the constant drip of the faucet that the super could never seem to fix. And then in walked a dame with a pair of gams that were illegal in 13 states. Fixing her bottle-green eyes on mine, she stalked over to my desk, opened her heart-shaped mouth, and said "I need your help! You see...."

"...I'd really like to know more about voltage-gated potassium channels. Word on the street is there are different subunits, and they tetr--tetram--come together to make a channel. I also hear about a ball and chain."

My eyes lit up.

"I know my way around a ball and chain, miss."

"But can you help me? I'm so hungry for...knowledge."

"Yeah, me and my good friend PubMed, we can help you. What do you got to offer?"

Those bottle-green eyes, they'd never left my own. She dropped her voice to a husky whisper. "I'm sure we can work something out."


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:06:08 pm PST #1086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Here's my collection of twine and bottlecaps. Take whatever you think is fair."