If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Feb 17, 2005 1:39:15 pm PST #8690 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

In the last six months I've spent more time writing lengthy memos explaining the same ten procedures to this person than I've spent explaining them to the previous EIGHT new people in the previous DECADE.

Ack. There's always people that want to immediately make a "stamp" on their new workplace.

We had a surgeon who after being here only a week wanted to go out and buy a new clinical system for the surgery department because she didn't like the one that we were already using company-wide and that interfaced with every other system we use. Even explaning that there was already a project underway to eventually replace that system would placate her. She just couldn't understand why she couldn't just purchase the same system her old hospital used and install it.


erikaj - Feb 17, 2005 1:40:12 pm PST #8691 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Dr. Pesty! Ha ha ha. I used to do that all the time till I had to explain to Clueless ExRoommate that the point of a Secret Mean Nickname was not to share with your victim.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 1:46:02 pm PST #8692 of 10002
What is even happening?

Alibelle: [link]


Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 1:57:11 pm PST #8693 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I used to do that all the time till I had to explain to Clueless ExRoommate that the point of a Secret Mean Nickname was not to share with your victim.

Ha! A woman I know kind of got caught up in that recently. Kind of. In this circle of acquaintances, there is a brother and sister duo who are practically identical. So Certain People took to calling them "HisName" and "ShisName." (like She-HisName, get it?) So, at this party, the original woman said to the sister, "So, is ShisName coming?" The sister was all, "Um, HisName is...."

OK, this is not nearly as funny without knowing all the people.


msbelle - Feb 17, 2005 2:03:33 pm PST #8694 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

so I can leave if someone was supposed to be here at 6:30, right? Even running late, this is too late.

no call, no message. people suck.

Meanwhile I was over 2 hours late getting a document to someone, so I suck too.


JZ - Feb 17, 2005 2:06:03 pm PST #8695 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Kalshane, I so know your pain. I don't know what it is that medical school does to people; I know so, so many who are brilliant and brave and miracle workers as physicians, but who need to be forcibly prevented from involving themselves in anything not strictly medical. Paperwork, record-keeping, database maintenance, formatting Word docs, scheduling meetings, preparing mass mailings, designing pamphlets and web pages -- for every one doctor who actually has a clue in hell what s/he's doing, there are forty who will fuck it up so badly it makes you cry.

And then, if you try to fix it, will overexplain what they were TRYING to do. I don't care what you were trying to do and I sure as hell don't care why, and I especially don't care to sit for two hours listening to you deliver a dissertation on why as a doctor you feel it is only right that when I pry it out of your hands I start doing it exactly your way.

Paperwork is not perfectly analagous and identical to patient care; in fact, not so much at all. The fact that you're brilliant at what you actually do -- great, but almost totally irrelevant to what any of the rest of us do.

Please, please, please, for the love of all that's holy. All we ask of you is that, in return for your paycheck which is on average worth four of any of ours, you (a) keep your mitts off our shit, and (b) stop bloviating at us about it. We don't care. If you want us to care, pay us what you make. Till then, STFU.

Thank you oh so very much.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 2:06:56 pm PST #8696 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Blowing off a meeting is worse than a late document. Especially a meeting after working hours.


Maria - Feb 17, 2005 2:09:07 pm PST #8697 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

And a meeting that's already been rescheduled once.

I have to wonder what their definition of "professionalism" is.


msbelle - Feb 17, 2005 2:14:40 pm PST #8698 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well, they are volunteers, so my guess is their definition is extremely loose. Nevermind that I am not a volunteer and while I don't have much of a life that is affected by sitting 2 hours after work in my office, it's fairly rude of them to assume it.

I am working on not being so angry though, so I'mma go home and have a coke-float while watching an action movie.


Dana - Feb 17, 2005 2:15:16 pm PST #8699 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

so I can leave if someone was supposed to be here at 6:30, right? Even running late, this is too late.

This is bullshit. Go home, and hell with them.