I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Megan E. - Feb 17, 2005 7:41:28 am PST #8537 of 10002

I may just have to pass to torture along to my co-workers.

Don't worry... it has already been passed on to me!


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2005 7:42:50 am PST #8538 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, right after you finish all the corrections for b.org?

I'll get right on it.


juliana - Feb 17, 2005 7:43:52 am PST #8539 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ita, I may have found a guy for you. The only drawback I can see is that he lives here. He's an endodontist (so he'll be well-off quite soon), he plays drums (so he's artistic), he's funny, he went to McGill, he's younger than you, and he is built and moves like a fighter (most likely karate - he moves like the karate peeps I know). I could kidnap him and fly him to L.A. You like?


Nilly - Feb 17, 2005 7:45:53 am PST #8540 of 10002
Swouncing

I'll get right on it.

Thanks! You'll think it's worth it when I'll be able to transfer you some of the cookies my mom makes for Purim.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2005 7:46:17 am PST #8541 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Endodontist? ::strikes 'talking about work' off list:: Sounds great -- send him over! If he makes it through the warranty period, I'll make you a cake.


Lee - Feb 17, 2005 7:48:47 am PST #8542 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, I may have found a guy for you. The only drawback I can see is that he lives here. He's an endodontist (so he'll be well-off quite soon), he plays drums (so he's artistic), he's funny, he went to McGill, he's younger than you, and he is built and moves like a fighter (most likely karate - he moves like the karate peeps I know). I could kidnap him and fly him to L.A. You like?

Hey! ita was behind me on The List. No cutting in line.


sarameg - Feb 17, 2005 7:49:20 am PST #8543 of 10002

Oh christ, I want to kill someone slowly. I'm getting 30 copies of every email sent in.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2005 7:49:57 am PST #8544 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita was behind me on The List. No cutting in line.

Excuse me? There's only one person in line for fighting McGill alumni.

You can fight me for him, if you want.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2005 7:50:44 am PST #8545 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not so fast there, girlie.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2005 7:52:12 am PST #8546 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not so fast there, girlie.

You can fight me too. I don't want to seem exclusionary.