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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Feb 16, 2005 1:09:56 pm PST #8286 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hee! That's hilarious. I'm trying to pick up dirty words and insults from my Peruvian friend, but I already did my phrase for the week. It's so funny; I walk around the halls muttering "Se lo que dico!" under my breath with different emphasis.

Dork is me.


Sheryl - Feb 16, 2005 1:20:36 pm PST #8287 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My wedding dress had sleeves. Cap sleeves, but sleeves nonetheless. There was no way I was going to expose my armpit cleavage on that day. (And the second dress I tried on was perfect. go fig.)


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:28:17 pm PST #8288 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Armpit cleavage?

Do I want to know, or will I just start obsessing about yet another body part?


Atropa - Feb 16, 2005 1:29:40 pm PST #8289 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Armpit cleavage?

Do I want to know, or will I just start obsessing about yet another body part?

It's generally a sign that you are wearing a not-properly-fitting bra. (Sorry, Sheryl!)


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:13 pm PST #8290 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Oh. When I wear a not-properly-fitting bra, I get the dreaded quadriboob.


ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:37 pm PST #8291 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Quadriboob?


DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 1:32:20 pm PST #8292 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm learning a lot of new technical terms today.


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:33:08 pm PST #8293 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

ChiKat, it's the look you get when your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra. The result under a T-shirt looks like four boobs, one pair above the real pair.


ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:34:25 pm PST #8294 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra

Oh! Got it! I was picturing the extra 2 in the armpit region and that just wasn't working in my head. Or on my chest.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:35:41 pm PST #8295 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the extra 2 in the armpit region

Pit cleavage kinda looks like that -- your breasts are trying to escape through the arm-holes.