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'Objects In Space'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:28:17 pm PST #8288 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Armpit cleavage?

Do I want to know, or will I just start obsessing about yet another body part?


Atropa - Feb 16, 2005 1:29:40 pm PST #8289 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Armpit cleavage?

Do I want to know, or will I just start obsessing about yet another body part?

It's generally a sign that you are wearing a not-properly-fitting bra. (Sorry, Sheryl!)


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:13 pm PST #8290 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Oh. When I wear a not-properly-fitting bra, I get the dreaded quadriboob.


ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:37 pm PST #8291 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Quadriboob?


DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 1:32:20 pm PST #8292 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm learning a lot of new technical terms today.


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:33:08 pm PST #8293 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

ChiKat, it's the look you get when your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra. The result under a T-shirt looks like four boobs, one pair above the real pair.


ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:34:25 pm PST #8294 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra

Oh! Got it! I was picturing the extra 2 in the armpit region and that just wasn't working in my head. Or on my chest.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:35:41 pm PST #8295 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the extra 2 in the armpit region

Pit cleavage kinda looks like that -- your breasts are trying to escape through the arm-holes.


Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 1:36:35 pm PST #8296 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I used to have a demi that did that to me every time I bent over. I also hate the uniboob.

I thought armpit cleavage was when your arms were down and the stuff around your upper arm and torso got all cleavagey.


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:36:49 pm PST #8297 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Where do we, as an autonomous collective, stand on toe cleavage and buttock cleavage?