Oh. When I wear a not-properly-fitting bra, I get the dreaded quadriboob.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:13 pm PST #8290 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:30:37 pm PST #8291 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Quadriboob?
DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 1:32:20 pm PST #8292 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm learning a lot of new technical terms today.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:33:08 pm PST #8293 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
ChiKat, it's the look you get when your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra. The result under a T-shirt looks like four boobs, one pair above the real pair.
ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:34:25 pm PST #8294 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
your bra is too tight and your breast bulges out above the bra
Oh! Got it! I was picturing the extra 2 in the armpit region and that just wasn't working in my head. Or on my chest.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:35:41 pm PST #8295 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the extra 2 in the armpit region
Pit cleavage kinda looks like that -- your breasts are trying to escape through the arm-holes.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 1:36:35 pm PST #8296 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I used to have a demi that did that to me every time I bent over. I also hate the uniboob.
I thought armpit cleavage was when your arms were down and the stuff around your upper arm and torso got all cleavagey.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:36:49 pm PST #8297 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Where do we, as an autonomous collective, stand on toe cleavage and buttock cleavage?
Lilty Cash - Feb 16, 2005 1:36:58 pm PST #8298 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I've learned how to say "I know what you just said" in Spanish pretty well.
I always meant to learn how to say something along those lines in French- it was always our dream when we were kids and it was obvious that little old ladies were saying something about our clothes/hair/manners/upbringing/customer service.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 1:38:24 pm PST #8299 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Toe cleavage yay! Butt cleavage booo!*
* Unless it's a hot guy in loose housepants making me coffee and breakfast and therefore bending over a lot.