I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Feb 15, 2005 11:28:02 am PST #7894 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I nominate myself to judge...I'm incredibly authority-resistant. You have no idea. Hec has used mind-tricks on me before, I think, though.


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:28:14 am PST #7895 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

friends != pimps, as sad as I am to say.

I am a good friend, for I tell it like it is and don;t feed you a bunch of candy coated crap.

Listen! You may have to deal with a stalker or two to get someone. Aren't you willing to make any sacrifices? Do you expect insta-results in krav? huh? DO YOU!?! You have to treat this like training and it may hurt a little at times.


Atropa - Feb 15, 2005 11:28:34 am PST #7896 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

What if they're allowed to offer us treats?

Treats! Treats!

On the eyeliner question: I apply liquid liner after eyeshadow, and have done so for YEARS. Which probably explains why I can't figure out how to do that 'smokey eye' smudged eye makeup look without it ending as Jilli the Happy Panda.

There are plenty of bossy and ineffective people.

Yep, and I just got out of a meeting with one of them.


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:30:12 am PST #7897 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am no longer hmmphing, but am also completely normal sized.


erikaj - Feb 15, 2005 11:30:17 am PST #7898 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Jilli works for PointyHaired Boss!


Betsy HP - Feb 15, 2005 11:30:52 am PST #7899 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

That's a GREAT haircut for your face, Teppy.


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:33:31 am PST #7900 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You may have to deal with a stalker or two to get someone.

Five times bitten, ten times shy.

Aren't you willing to make any sacrifices?

You want to excise my still beating heart, go ahead. You want strange men to follow me home, I gotta look at you funny.

Do you expect insta-results in krav? huh? DO YOU!?!

Of course.

You have to treat this like training and it may hurt a little at times.

So while my chiro was working me, he said "How come you hate something as good for you as adjustments, but love something as potentially bad for you as fighting?" (He's a kickboxer, he can ask these questions. Plus he's pretty.) "It's the control, isn't it?"

It certainly may perhaps be something sort of like that. Or not.


Atropa - Feb 15, 2005 11:34:32 am PST #7901 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli works for PointyHaired Boss!

Thankfully, he's not *my* boss. If he were my boss, I would not be quite so pleased about this job.

Teppy, that is a very nice haircut for you. Not cute (because I know you hate that word being applied to you), but very sassy. It makes me want to put black mascara and red lipstick on you, then go out carousing.


Atropa - Feb 15, 2005 11:36:19 am PST #7902 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It certainly may perhaps be something sort of like that. Or not.

Would it just be simpler if I started kidnapping attractive young men I see in the clubs and Fed-Ex them to you? There's one who attends the same goth night I do who could be Orlando Bloom's twin.


bon bon - Feb 15, 2005 11:36:40 am PST #7903 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

A message regarding msbelle.