That's a GREAT haircut for your face, Teppy.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 15, 2005 11:30:52 am PST #7899 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:33:31 am PST #7900 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You may have to deal with a stalker or two to get someone.
Five times bitten, ten times shy.
Aren't you willing to make any sacrifices?
You want to excise my still beating heart, go ahead. You want strange men to follow me home, I gotta look at you funny.
Do you expect insta-results in krav? huh? DO YOU!?!
Of course.
You have to treat this like training and it may hurt a little at times.
So while my chiro was working me, he said "How come you hate something as good for you as adjustments, but love something as potentially bad for you as fighting?" (He's a kickboxer, he can ask these questions. Plus he's pretty.) "It's the control, isn't it?"
It certainly may perhaps be something sort of like that. Or not.
Atropa - Feb 15, 2005 11:34:32 am PST #7901 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli works for PointyHaired Boss!
Thankfully, he's not *my* boss. If he were my boss, I would not be quite so pleased about this job.
Teppy, that is a very nice haircut for you. Not cute (because I know you hate that word being applied to you), but very sassy. It makes me want to put black mascara and red lipstick on you, then go out carousing.
Atropa - Feb 15, 2005 11:36:19 am PST #7902 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It certainly may perhaps be something sort of like that. Or not.
Would it just be simpler if I started kidnapping attractive young men I see in the clubs and Fed-Ex them to you? There's one who attends the same goth night I do who could be Orlando Bloom's twin.
bon bon - Feb 15, 2005 11:36:40 am PST #7903 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
A message regarding msbelle.
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:38:41 am PST #7904 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ok - so clearly you are drawn to stalkers. So try this - make eye contact with the guys you would normally NOT choose to make eye contact with (eliminating all obviously crazies).
I do not want strange men to follow you home. I do not want anyone to follow you home unless invited.
As I cannot actually set you up with peopel I know, this is the best I can do. Also? you may need to consider krav men and/or work men.
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:40:16 am PST #7905 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
HA!!
Emily - Feb 15, 2005 11:40:56 am PST #7906 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Life? Strange. Very strange. Not only did Hedy Lamarr appear topless in a 1933 Czech film and co-invent frequency hopping, but her collaborator wrote a Ballet Mécanique for sixteen player pianos, xylophones and percussion, articles about romance and endocrinology, and a book: Every Man His Own Detective: A Study of Glandular Endocrinology.
I really thought Hedy Lamarr was going to be the bizarre and interesting part of that story, but it turns out... not.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:44:34 am PST #7907 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
so clearly you are drawn to stalkers
Drawn to? You told me to make eye contact with every guy. How does this involve me being drawn to anyone?
And weren't you the one warning me off krav guys? (Work guys are still off limits except for love match or hormone poisoning)
DXMachina - Feb 15, 2005 11:45:44 am PST #7908 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Hedy Lamarr
That's Hedley...