you're not even trying. you get nothing. eye contact with all men on the street for the next week missy.

My pitchers and catchers report on Thursday. Alas!

I do not wear kitten heels, as they are the heels of kittens in HELL. Who makes a cat walk in those stupid things?? When I heel, I heel chunky, and these days less than 2 inches at a time.

I am very bossy but mostly cannot be bothered to enforce my powerful will on the world. Ennui is a terrible thing.

I just got out of the Most Boring Meeting Evar. It helped me avoid the work I don't want to do, but at the price of sucking every bit of energy I ever had out of my soul.

Here's a picture of my stepdad's pimp cup, as held by me: [link]

NOTE FOR HEC: That is my newly-trimmed hair.

Not a great picture but it shows off the bling nicely.

Kat called me ugly - hmmph.

I would never call you ugly, missy. you're so cute and pink and adorable in your msbelle-wee-ness.

There are plenty of bossy and ineffective people. Possibly more of those than bossy and effective people.

Geek Social Fallacies

you're not even trying.

Isn't that what friends are for?

you get nothing.

Some friend you are.

eye contact with all men on the street for the next week missy

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LEADS TO??? Why don't you come and visit and tell me which guys to make eye contact with. You start going all willy nilly and they follow you home. The wrong ones.

I nominate myself to judge...I'm incredibly authority-resistant. You have no idea. Hec has used mind-tricks on me before, I think, though.

friends != pimps, as sad as I am to say.

I am a good friend, for I tell it like it is and don;t feed you a bunch of candy coated crap.

Listen! You may have to deal with a stalker or two to get someone. Aren't you willing to make any sacrifices? Do you expect insta-results in krav? huh? DO YOU!?! You have to treat this like training and it may hurt a little at times.

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

What if they're allowed to offer us treats?

Treats! Treats!

On the eyeliner question: I apply liquid liner after eyeshadow, and have done so for YEARS. Which probably explains why I can't figure out how to do that 'smokey eye' smudged eye makeup look without it ending as Jilli the Happy Panda.

There are plenty of bossy and ineffective people.

Yep, and I just got out of a meeting with one of them.

I am no longer hmmphing, but am also completely normal sized.