Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
How about the will-make-or-at-least-go-fetch-dinner angle? That's the best bit, so far. It's greatly expanded the repertoire of eating choices. And I don't even have a TomW!
S-i-l S says that everyone should have a bridal-type shower, married or single, every 10 years.
Word.
I'm all tired, even though I had eight hours of sleep, and my entire body is hurting me. It is making me cranky and unfocused, and I really have to write at least a scene for my class, and have it finished in an hour, tops. And I'm so unfocused, I'm having a hard time remembering their names, let alone what I want them to do.
I would like to get in the car/license, good job, apartment/home, boyfriend/husband, and bling lines, please. Also the motivation and pain-free-living lines, as well. Thank you.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
For reals.
And I don't even have a TomW!
Well, sadly, (for everyone who is not me) there is only the one. But, I could certainly go out on a limb and say that you have your own piece of Teh Awesome! (and he does too!)
I like the whole food preparation thing, and sharing of crappy chores thing in general. Also, the lolling around in bed smooching or reading on the weekends.
you want bling? I got bling for you. For Christmas, my mother gave me a diamond cross. Aside from being a raging heathen, I haven't worn gold since college. and frankly, any religious iconatry with diamonds is TACKY.
Vortex, I suspect you may be getting a pimp cup for your next birthday.
Just a hunch.
Now I'm flashing on the whole "Bracelet Buddies" plot on Friends.
Now I am in a good mood because the meeting with my boss I was dreading since Friday is over and I think I have escaped being criticized significantly for at least another couple months and even though I would have normally been disappointed I may not actually have to spend another couple months in Kansas. So I will get in the needs black pumps line, please.
For Christmas, my mother gave me a diamond cross. Aside from being a raging heathen, I haven't worn gold since college. and frankly, any religious iconatry with diamonds is TACKY.
Har. I actually got a silver/Swarovsky crystal cross pendant/charm thing myself.
Vortex, I suspect you may be getting a pimp cup for your next birthday.
My stepdad (the one who started the whole pimp cup thing in my family over Xmas) now has a pimp cup. For real. He mentioned it to a buddy, who immediately ordered them both pimp cups.
It's clearly meant to be a travel pimp cup, or maybe a backup emergency pimp cup, because it's plastic. Shiny silver color, though, with "PIMP" spelled out in rhinestones.
It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
It pretty much looks like this, only silver: [link]
HMOG, I want the one that says "Playa"