Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Feb 15, 2005 8:09:59 am PST #7716 of 10002

They were an attempt to revive the perk. Unfortunately after the initial 24 hours, the effect wears off after fifteen seconds. It's pretty much is "oooh pretty". Count to 10. "goddamnit SMASH."

edit: and I'm not wearing them today.


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 8:10:56 am PST #7717 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If anyone wants my position on the list, they can have it. Kat's been pretty clear that it's not going to happen for me.

I'm supposed to be in online training right now, but they only sent half the invite, so I have no URL. Bastidges.


Gudanov - Feb 15, 2005 8:11:27 am PST #7718 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

They were an attempt to revive the perk.

I know what will help. Sing, sing a song, sing it loud, sing it strong... C'mon.


Calli - Feb 15, 2005 8:12:49 am PST #7719 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I am capable of washing myself. I would however like gifts/money/men.

I would like the gift of a man with a loofa. Money's optional.


Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 8:13:39 am PST #7720 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Kat, but I've got to assume that the list is really only for purposes of first refusal. So if a teaching job, or Mark Dacascos, came available, I would have first dibs, but clearly I would not keep them. So don't you fret, ita!!

So I did realize that I don't actually need a hooker to make me a nice lunch, and I made one for myself, and it was DELIGHTFUL. I am also nearly done with my assignment due tonight. So there.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 15, 2005 8:14:07 am PST #7721 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I should probably ask to be added to the list, but for now since I have the hot apartment I'm holding onto the hope that my job is downgrading itself for the purpose of making room for a hot boyfriend.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2005 8:14:34 am PST #7722 of 10002
What is even happening?

I just want new towels.


Lilty Cash - Feb 15, 2005 8:15:36 am PST #7723 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Towels are very important.


Rio - Feb 15, 2005 8:16:03 am PST #7724 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

I would like to get a vacation for Rio because she is SO PRETTY and there might be some MAKING OUT. (Still comes back to "what's in it for Nora" see??)

Nora, if you get me a vacation I will position you well on the list for paying off your student loan and maybe getting you some bonus bling.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:16:29 am PST #7725 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just want new towels.

This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.