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Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

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Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 8:13:39 am PST #7720 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Kat, but I've got to assume that the list is really only for purposes of first refusal. So if a teaching job, or Mark Dacascos, came available, I would have first dibs, but clearly I would not keep them. So don't you fret, ita!!

So I did realize that I don't actually need a hooker to make me a nice lunch, and I made one for myself, and it was DELIGHTFUL. I am also nearly done with my assignment due tonight. So there.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 15, 2005 8:14:07 am PST #7721 of 10002

Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I should probably ask to be added to the list, but for now since I have the hot apartment I'm holding onto the hope that my job is downgrading itself for the purpose of making room for a hot boyfriend.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2005 8:14:34 am PST #7722 of 10002

What is even happening?

I just want new towels.

Lilty Cash - Feb 15, 2005 8:15:36 am PST #7723 of 10002

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Towels are very important.

Rio - Feb 15, 2005 8:16:03 am PST #7724 of 10002

Are you ready to be strong?

I would like to get a vacation for Rio because she is SO PRETTY and there might be some MAKING OUT. (Still comes back to "what's in it for Nora" see??)

Nora, if you get me a vacation I will position you well on the list for paying off your student loan and maybe getting you some bonus bling.

DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:16:29 am PST #7725 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just want new towels.

This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.

DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:17:17 am PST #7726 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, Rio, if we kidnapped you they could hardly complain that you were taking vacation.

Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 8:18:22 am PST #7727 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

Rio - Feb 15, 2005 8:18:40 am PST #7728 of 10002

Are you ready to be strong?

It would be like that awful Alicia Silverstone movie!

P.S. Your tag = funny. From where?

DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:19:03 am PST #7729 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

Don't you get to register for being fabulously single?

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