Correct me if I'm wrong, Kat, but I've got to assume that the list is really only for purposes of first refusal. So if a teaching job, or Mark Dacascos, came available, I would have first dibs, but clearly I would not keep them. So don't you fret, ita!!

So I did realize that I don't actually need a hooker to make me a nice lunch, and I made one for myself, and it was DELIGHTFUL. I am also nearly done with my assignment due tonight. So there.

I should probably ask to be added to the list, but for now since I have the hot apartment I'm holding onto the hope that my job is downgrading itself for the purpose of making room for a hot boyfriend.

I just want new towels.

Towels are very important.

I would like to get a vacation for Rio because she is SO PRETTY and there might be some MAKING OUT. (Still comes back to "what's in it for Nora" see??)

Nora, if you get me a vacation I will position you well on the list for paying off your student loan and maybe getting you some bonus bling.

I just want new towels.

This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.

You know, Rio, if we kidnapped you they could hardly complain that you were taking vacation.

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

It would be like that awful Alicia Silverstone movie!

P.S. Your tag = funny. From where?

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

Don't you get to register for being fabulously single?