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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2005 10:44:33 am PST #6893 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Ohio.

::light goes on it ita's head::

This doesn't happen in California, does it? Hadn't even occurred to me.

Good morning of teaching this morning. I might be getting the hang of it. People are taking stuff I make up off the top of my head (or 'worse' yet, don't even let get to my head -- my body does something, and I make that the exercise) like it's gospel, including my fellow teacher.

I need to ice my back.


Lee - Feb 13, 2005 10:56:11 am PST #6894 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is Lee around?

Only a little-I am at work, and need to actually work. I will check back in 15 minutes or so though. You could also send me something at my profile address.


Alibelle - Feb 13, 2005 11:03:50 am PST #6895 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Nevermind Lee, it's okay. I was thinking of going to the grove, which I rarely tell you about, but I've changed my mind, and you can't go anyway. So, it's all good.

Also, it's cold outside. Can someone do something about that?


Allyson - Feb 13, 2005 11:07:27 am PST #6896 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I read that NASA predicts this will be the hottest summer on record. Does that help?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2005 11:17:26 am PST #6897 of 10002
What is even happening?

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Ohio.

I don't get this one. I assume it has something to do with wearing a baseball cap, but I can't get the visual.


Lee - Feb 13, 2005 11:24:59 am PST #6898 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nevermind Lee, it's okay. I was thinking of going to the grove, which I rarely tell you about, but I've changed my mind, and you can't go anyway. So, it's all good.

Yeah, today isn't a good day for me to do stuff. Maybe next weekend.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 11:27:02 am PST #6899 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Ohio.

So what he's saying is, people in Ohio don't have food all year round...


Alibelle - Feb 13, 2005 11:29:24 am PST #6900 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I read that NASA predicts this will be the hottest summer on record. Does that help?

Thanks, Allyson. Unfortunately, I most likely won't be here this summer.


Narrator - Feb 13, 2005 11:32:33 am PST #6901 of 10002
The evil is this way?

So what he's saying is, people in Ohio don't have food all year round...

He forgot Poland road kill.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2005 12:37:22 pm PST #6902 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, Cindy that's a reference to the constant wearing of a gimme cap.

This doesn't happen in California, does it? Hadn't even occurred to me.

Another Jeff Foxworthy related epiphany.