Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Feb 13, 2005 11:03:50 am PST #6895 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Nevermind Lee, it's okay. I was thinking of going to the grove, which I rarely tell you about, but I've changed my mind, and you can't go anyway. So, it's all good.

Also, it's cold outside. Can someone do something about that?


Allyson - Feb 13, 2005 11:07:27 am PST #6896 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I read that NASA predicts this will be the hottest summer on record. Does that help?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2005 11:17:26 am PST #6897 of 10002
What is even happening?

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Ohio.

I don't get this one. I assume it has something to do with wearing a baseball cap, but I can't get the visual.


Lee - Feb 13, 2005 11:24:59 am PST #6898 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nevermind Lee, it's okay. I was thinking of going to the grove, which I rarely tell you about, but I've changed my mind, and you can't go anyway. So, it's all good.

Yeah, today isn't a good day for me to do stuff. Maybe next weekend.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 11:27:02 am PST #6899 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Ohio.

So what he's saying is, people in Ohio don't have food all year round...


Alibelle - Feb 13, 2005 11:29:24 am PST #6900 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I read that NASA predicts this will be the hottest summer on record. Does that help?

Thanks, Allyson. Unfortunately, I most likely won't be here this summer.


Narrator - Feb 13, 2005 11:32:33 am PST #6901 of 10002
The evil is this way?

So what he's saying is, people in Ohio don't have food all year round...

He forgot Poland road kill.


DavidS - Feb 13, 2005 12:37:22 pm PST #6902 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, Cindy that's a reference to the constant wearing of a gimme cap.

This doesn't happen in California, does it? Hadn't even occurred to me.

Another Jeff Foxworthy related epiphany.


Jesse - Feb 13, 2005 12:40:03 pm PST #6903 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Random: watching Dirty Dancing now is kind of weird, because he's so much too old for her!

Edit: OK, in real life he was 35 and she was 27. Each character is supposed to be about 10 years younger, but she plays it off better than he does.


Alibelle - Feb 13, 2005 1:02:27 pm PST #6904 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Edit: OK, in real life he was 35 and she was 27. Each character is supposed to be about 10 years younger, but she plays it off better than he does.

That's because she's a much better actor than he is. Also, you're making me want to watch Dirty Dancing. And I have way more boring things to be doing.