It should be noted in my file that bacon reduces my homicidal urges.
The file so far.
Reduces homicidal urges:
Bacon
Beer
Comics
Porn
Fails to reduce homicidal urges:
Stupid people
Bosses
Stupid bosses
Yellow crayons
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Rick - Feb 09, 2005 10:06:42 am PST #5598 of 10002
amych - Feb 09, 2005 10:08:11 am PST #5599 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yellow crayons
Waittaminnit -- Xander lied to me?
Alibelle - Feb 09, 2005 10:12:20 am PST #5600 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
The one thing that he says that makes me think he's picky, and this is probably more of a legitimate spoiler, is when he points out that he never accepts wedding invitations, that this was the first one, and it was because he liked the hope in her voice. That sounds pretty picky to me, but again, he didn't necessarily see a picture of her, just heard her voice. She certainly had no idea what he looked like when she booked him, and he never mentioned discriminating against ugly. I'm just assuming he gets glutted with offers .
Rick - Feb 09, 2005 10:13:53 am PST #5601 of 10002
Waittaminnit -- Xander lied to me?
That was a shrift-specific list. As far as we know, neither bacon nor porn would have worked for Willow. Comics maybe.
shrift - Feb 09, 2005 10:42:21 am PST #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Reduces homicidal urges:
Bacon, check. Beer, check. Porn, check. Batverse comics written by Bill Willingham tend to give me apoplexy, but otherwise, check.
My phone has been ringing so much that I keep getting voicemail while I'm on a call with someone else.
I think this is my cue to leave my desk for a little bit before I go all keyboard-breaky black-eyed Willow whom no yellow crayon speech can save.
sarameg - Feb 09, 2005 10:43:52 am PST #5603 of 10002
I just discovered that my private office line is listed as the helpdesk number in the phonebook.
That explains a lot.
Kate P. - Feb 09, 2005 10:44:20 am PST #5604 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
-t, green bananas are nasty. I'm sorry you had to learn this the hard way.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2005 10:46:24 am PST #5605 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wait, she hires a gigolo for like multiple thousands of dollars without knowing what he looks like?!? And I thought her character on Will & Grace was crazy... that's just begging for Dan Ackroyd to show up at her door in checkered polyester ...
-t - Feb 09, 2005 10:48:43 am PST #5606 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm sorry, too, Kate. It'll be a good long while before I forget that particular lesson, though.
Alibelle - Feb 09, 2005 10:49:48 am PST #5607 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Pretty much, Matt. Although, apparently he wrote some anonymous article about the escort industry for a magazine, and she knows someone at the magazine who vouched that he was worth it, or something. But yeah, she met him on the plane .