Reduces homicidal urges:
Bacon, check. Beer, check. Porn, check. Batverse comics written by Bill Willingham tend to give me apoplexy, but otherwise, check.
My phone has been ringing so much that I keep getting voicemail while I'm on a call with someone else.
I think this is my cue to leave my desk for a little bit before I go all keyboard-breaky black-eyed Willow whom no yellow crayon speech can save.
I just discovered that my private office line is listed as the helpdesk number in the phonebook.
That explains a lot.
-t, green bananas are nasty. I'm sorry you had to learn this the hard way.
Wait,
she hires a gigolo for like multiple thousands of dollars without knowing what he looks like?!? And I thought her character on Will & Grace was crazy... that's just begging for Dan Ackroyd to show up at her door in checkered polyester
...
I'm sorry, too, Kate. It'll be a good long while before I forget that particular lesson, though.
Pretty much, Matt. Although,
apparently he wrote some anonymous article about the escort industry for a magazine, and she knows someone at the magazine who vouched that he was worth it, or something. But yeah, she met him on the plane
.
Help me! I have a style question:
I am filling out a form that is a Word document. The questions are in Times New Roman 11 point. I'm pressed for space with my answers. What font should I use? Using TNR for my answers means that you can hardly see the distinction between the questions and the answers. Ariel is the other font I'd tend to use, but it's kind of big. The person who filled out this form last year used italics, but I think that's crappy -- making people read pages of italics.
What do you all think?
sara, that sucks.
Jesse, I'd use Verdana in 9 point.
edit: not Verdana. Tahoma. D'oh!
Avoid italics. Do you have Ariel Narrow?