Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rick - Feb 09, 2005 10:13:53 am PST #5601 of 10002

Waittaminnit -- Xander lied to me?

That was a shrift-specific list. As far as we know, neither bacon nor porn would have worked for Willow. Comics maybe.


shrift - Feb 09, 2005 10:42:21 am PST #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Reduces homicidal urges:

Bacon, check. Beer, check. Porn, check. Batverse comics written by Bill Willingham tend to give me apoplexy, but otherwise, check.

My phone has been ringing so much that I keep getting voicemail while I'm on a call with someone else.

I think this is my cue to leave my desk for a little bit before I go all keyboard-breaky black-eyed Willow whom no yellow crayon speech can save.


sarameg - Feb 09, 2005 10:43:52 am PST #5603 of 10002

I just discovered that my private office line is listed as the helpdesk number in the phonebook.

That explains a lot.


Kate P. - Feb 09, 2005 10:44:20 am PST #5604 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

-t, green bananas are nasty. I'm sorry you had to learn this the hard way.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2005 10:46:24 am PST #5605 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wait, she hires a gigolo for like multiple thousands of dollars without knowing what he looks like?!? And I thought her character on Will & Grace was crazy... that's just begging for Dan Ackroyd to show up at her door in checkered polyester ...


-t - Feb 09, 2005 10:48:43 am PST #5606 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, too, Kate. It'll be a good long while before I forget that particular lesson, though.


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2005 10:49:48 am PST #5607 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Pretty much, Matt. Although, apparently he wrote some anonymous article about the escort industry for a magazine, and she knows someone at the magazine who vouched that he was worth it, or something. But yeah, she met him on the plane .


msbelle - Feb 09, 2005 10:50:57 am PST #5608 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Ack sara. For how long?


Jesse - Feb 09, 2005 10:52:13 am PST #5609 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Help me! I have a style question:

I am filling out a form that is a Word document. The questions are in Times New Roman 11 point. I'm pressed for space with my answers. What font should I use? Using TNR for my answers means that you can hardly see the distinction between the questions and the answers. Ariel is the other font I'd tend to use, but it's kind of big. The person who filled out this form last year used italics, but I think that's crappy -- making people read pages of italics.

What do you all think?


juliana - Feb 09, 2005 10:54:19 am PST #5610 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

sara, that sucks.

Jesse, I'd use Verdana in 9 point.

edit: not Verdana. Tahoma. D'oh!