Goodness. The clawing off suggestion hurt me, and last time I checked, I was testicle free.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:46 am PST #4983 of 10002
What is even happening?
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:50 am PST #4984 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
ita and DX are going to the circle of Hell where "Gruesome Visualisers" dwell forever tormented.
Some Dante of the future will write a poem about them.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:50:48 am PST #4985 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You said merely scratching, not clawing off
It's true that I envisioned a cat's claw getting hooked in the scrotum, and the cat dangling but noticed how little I'd said right as I hit post. Naturally, that segues right to removal. It's a very dynamic scenario.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:01 am PST #4986 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.
Though I don't think the rugby guy will ever be a top again...
Lyra Jane - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:35 am PST #4987 of 10002
Up with the sun
tommyrot, owwwww. I agree that it's a good thing he chose to take himself out of the gene pool.
And my cats do not come when called. About the only way to lure them is walking around with a handful of catnip. They do normally greet us in the front hallway after work, but I think that's because they're bored by then and we entertain them.
Maria - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:48 am PST #4988 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Some Dante of the future will write a poem about them.
With the sign above reading, "Abandon all balls, ye who enter."
Theodosia - Feb 08, 2005 8:53:03 am PST #4989 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The Patriots parade went right by my office. I took pictures that are available from my livejournal (which is under the name theodosia), should anyone be interested in viewing low quality images.
DebetEsse - Feb 08, 2005 8:54:35 am PST #4990 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I'm just going to ignore the other conversation.
Lalalalalalala
Anyone want to have lunch with me? I've been sitting alone in the office all morning, and really need to have a conversation that doesn't include the word "Neighborhood"
eta: Oooo, pictures. I don't get the ducks thing. Does the parade continue into the harbor?
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:54:58 am PST #4991 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
OK, MFN, jump in the Pit.
Just ask ita and tommyrot what floor. They will say "Punsters? One floor down."
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2005 8:56:16 am PST #4992 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've been sitting alone in the office all morning, and really need to have a conversation that doesn't include the word "Neighborhood"
Yes, but what if the conversation DOES inlcude the words "severed testicles"?